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UK and France

-----After something paranormal happening-----

France: I think we can safely assume, a ghost is not the culprit here, right UK?

UK: Of course not, obviously it was a hit by the mermaid mafia payed in leprechaun gold, but who was the puppet master? The unicorns? No, they had a feud going with the mermaids for years-

France: DAMNIT UK, THIS IS SERIOUS