Cold war #3

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*America and Soviet arguing for some reason*

Soviet: At least I have never accepted anyone's first born child as payment!

America: That was ONE time!

Soviet: My father's first born child-

America: And I should have bought both~


(America: accepting first-born children as payment since 1867)

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