KK: It's been a tough year
Fateen: It's the first week of February?
KK: your point?
Vy: *gets a papercut*
Me: HASN'T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!
Gus: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
KK: That I was straight.
Officer: Let's go, son. You are going away for a long time.
KK & Shubham : Let me ask my girlfriend.
Officer: It's not a choi-
KK & Shubham: Sorry, she said no
Vy: I wish we could block people in real life.
KK: Restraining order
Gus: Murder
Me: What are we going to do?
Shubham: What are you worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.
Me: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Shubham: Tanishka, there's never not a time because, just like you, life is short.
Vy: I've got a big problem!
Div: Math or real life?
Vy: Why would I have a big math problem?
Div: I've seen it happen.
KK: Here's the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Vy: I think that's called a threat.
Fateen: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
KK: It's usually an oncoming train.
Fateen: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?
Shubham: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Div: Shubham, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
