Gus: Words can't hurt me
Vy: *throws a dictionary on her face*
Gus: Oww
Vy: Yes, they can
Vomit: No I think Ish is fine
Me: Punches a hole in the nearest wall
Fateen, trying to flirt: Will you be happy as a ceiling fan?
Gus: Are you bored?
Me- Yeah
Gus: Do you want to cause unnecessary drama?
Me: Thought you'll never ask
Div - Say it
Fateen - I need your help
Div - Shh
Fateen - What is it?
Div - I'm savouring the moment
Gus - Imagine being male
KK - Imagine being straight
Fateen: What's IDK AND IDC?
Div: I don't know and I don't care.
Fateen, almost crying: if I wanted that response, i would have asked tanishka!
Me and KK: okay, get this.
Me and KK: you make ten meals, you are not a chef
Me and KK: you make twenty paintings, you're not an artist
Me and KK: But you kill ONE person-
Vy (coming out): I am asexual
Me: Water's wet. Fateen is a pirate at heart. Shubham's cute.
Vy: what?
Me: I am sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.
Shubham: Did you say I am cute?
Div: If me and fateen were drowning, who would you save?
Me: You two don't know how to swim?
Div: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?
ME: My time and effort
