911 Operator: What's the emergency?
Me: My friends, Di–
911 Operator: Div and Fateen?
Me: Wait, how do you know?
911 Operator: *sighs* the firefighters are on their way
Gus, on the verge of tears - Please call it toothpaste
Fateen - Mouth Sauce
Shubham, opening the curtains - Wake up! The sun is out
KK - Am I scheduled for photosynthesis??? Can the earth not rotate unless I get out of bed??? Tell me??
Teacher: Your kid said a curse word today.
Me: Oh, did he? That's unacceptable.
Me, turning to the kid -
Me:
Me: What the fuck, lil dude?
Fateen: But listen. I'll admit, before you joined the group, I didn't have a lot of respect for you. In fact, I thought you were a giant garbage fire of a human being. But after the last couple of weeks, I've realized, you're not so bad after all.
Div:
Shubham, an atheist: Trust me, Gus, the last thing we need before a meal is KK sobering up. The last time, she made us pray.
Shubham: Were you in a fire or something?
KK: No, I'm just dead inside.
Me: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
KK: We attack Snow with hummus.
Me: I stand corrected.
KK: Just keeping things in perspective.
Fateen: Trust me.
Fateen: *hands Vy something*
Vy: Skittles?
Fateen: Taste the rainbow
*at the dining table*
Gus: You see how there's three pieces of cake missing from the cake table? All me!
KK: Gus, you are so bad!
Gus: I know, right?!
KK: Okay, okay. My turn. Earlier, before I got here, I killed four men.
