Incorrect Quotes #5

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Div: I am friendly, loyal, and energetic!
Div: I just described a dog, didn't I?
Gus: I like dogs.

Fateen: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

Fateen: Violence is never the answer
KK: Its the solution!
Everyone: NO-

Vy: I can't deal with the fact that i walk into the resistance and I find you standing there talking to me
Fateen: All I said was good morning
Vy: Exactly! Who the fuck wants to hear that everyday?

Div: How do you take your coffee?
Shubham: As sweet as Tanishka
Div: I dont' have enough salt for that.

Div: oops
Gus and Me: Oops? Oops? this is not an 'oops' situations. Oops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in 'oh fuck' territory and expect you to act like it

Me: Okay, which one of you LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS ATE THE LAST COOKIE I AM GOING TO FUCKING K-
Shubham: i did
Me:
Me: No, i am still going to kill you

Me: you can say 'please' and 'thank you' to a toddler and they'll never repeat it.
Me: but you say 'fucking shit' one time-

Me: wait, so let me get this straight, you and your girlfriend have been dating for two months?
KK: there's nothing straight about it

Vy: you are so annoying sometimes
Div: don't discredit me, i am annoying all the time

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