Vy: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
Div: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire"
Gus: Someone is screaming outside, don't you think you should do something?
Me: You're right, I should
Me: *closes the window*
Gus: Something kinda neat i found out
Gus: If you ignore a problem for long enough it either goes away or ruins your life, 50/50. pretty good odds, I like it
Vy: (being an interviewer) lets talk start talking about some of the emotions you guys are feeling right now.
Div: Stabbing
Vy: Stabbing isn't an emotion, it's more of an activity-
Vy: that i hope you don't do to me...
Me: Remind me to NEVER be on the same page as Shubham
Me: Under no circumstances.
Div: Got it!
*later*
Shubham: Aw, a kitten!!
Shubham: It's so cute, isn't it, Tanishka?
Div, whispering: You're not supposed to agree...
Me, on the verge of tears: No, it's not, Shubham.
Me: You either finish your homework and pass all of your classes, or you drop out of high school and end up being a worker at a McDonald's drive-thru.
Div : So if I don't do my work, we can go get McDonald's
Me: No-
Fateen: No hard feelings but I hate talking to you
Div: All I asked for was a mission report....
Me: you have thirty seconds to say whatever you want about me
Shubham: you are quiet, obnoxious. you don't give a shit about yourself and quite frankly I constantly worry about how you are still alive. you have crippling self-hatred mixed with overwhelming hubris and you annoy the shit out of me constantly-
Me: wait, okay stop-
Shubham: shut up i still have twenty more seconds
Fateen: Fuck you
Div: Fuck you
KK: Why can't you two just say 'we are friends; like normal people?
Div: Must you always attack me with words?
Fateen: You want me to use rocks?
