Dorm Buddies | DNF | {✔️}

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(A/N) Sorry for being inconsistent with updates, school and life stuff y'know. (C/W): Swearing, A LOT of swearing. Speak of stabbing. Speak of mean parents.

George was just sitting there, staring at dream with a shocked face but it didn't look like a bad shocked to Dream so he just grabbed the clothes he had laid out on the bed and hurriedly walked back into the bathroom and locked the door so he could try and comprehend what had just happened albeit it didn't seem like it was bad.

Dream quickly got dressed and pulled down the toilet seat so he could message Sapnap but had a message from Tommyinnit, "What in the name of hell does the Satan reincarnate want?" Dream thought to himself while pulling up the WhatsApp message.

Satan Reincarnate

Hey Bitch!, Can you stop being so immensely fucking dense for a while? It's actually fucking unbearable.

Dumbarse Green Blob

What the fuck are you on about, Tommy?

Satan Reincarnate

Really? are you seriously that fucking dumb that you can't see what's right in front of Your dumb face?

Dumbarse Green Blob

Yeah, I have seriously no idea what the fuck you are on about, do you care to tell me what you're talking about?

Satan Reincarnate

One word or well one name. George.

Dumbarse Green Blob

What about George?

Satan Reincarnate

Well, now you're just being fucking dumb to humour me.

Dumbarse Green Blob

No, I'm actually not, I have quite literally no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Satan Reincarnate

What? you seriously can't see how fucking obvious it is that George is already after falling for you. and do not even attempt to fucking lie to me that you like him back, I am the knower of all things relationship, women fucking love me so I have the fucking intel. it's so painfully fucking obvious that you both fucking like each other, you are both just too fucking dense to realise that you like the other back, now unless you want me to fucking stab you go tell George that you like him.

Extra Fucking Dumb Green Blob

Wha- What are you talking about Tommy. it's obvious that George doesn't see me the way I see him.

Satan Reincarnate

Fine then, go ask fucking SnapMap then because George tells him fucking everything and he'll tell you the exact fucking same, but if you don't fucking tell him that you like him I will not fucking hesitate to pull you into an alley and fucking stab you fucking senseless.

Extra Fucking Dumb Green Blob

Fine Then, I will ask Sapnap and then I'll prove you wrong!

Satan Reincarnate

Go on then, just know, you won't be proving me fucking wrong.