Description: This is a sort of Dream smp and Hermitcraft crossover. Basically Puffy is a therapist and Grian comes to her because he doesn't want any of the hermits to know of his problems. Thought of it while watching animatic above.
Puffy was in a good mood. Tommy was getting better and better (Lmao he dead—) and other than that everyone was starting to become better. She checked her list for her next patient Grian? Isn't he from Hermitcraft? From what I've heard he's always so happy why is he here? she was confused but shrugged it off maybe it had something to do about that turf war. Although from what she had heard that was only fun and games. She stood up to call him in. "Grian?" A blond haired man in a red sweater got up and went inside the room. He sat down on the couch, normally patients would lay down but Puffy could tell Grian had something other than relaxation in mind. (Before I can continue I just want to say that I have no idea what it looks like at a therapist because I have never had to go to one which is good I guess?) "So Grian, what brings you here?" After a couple seconds of awkward silence Griam sighed and started talking.
Song starts:
I've been so good, I've been helpful and friendly, I've been so good, why am I feeling empty? I've been so good, I've been so good this year
I've been so good, but it's still getting harder
I've been so good, where the hell is the karma?
I've been so good, I've been so good this yearPuffy noted everything, she gave him a worried glance "And why have you been feeling this way?"
Why, are you asking me why?
My days and nights are filled with disappointmentPuffy asked, "Is everything fine?" Although it was obvious it clearly wasn't.
Fine, oh no, everything's fine
I'm not sure why I booked today's appointmentPuffy looked at him and said,"That's a lie you and I both know that"
I've been so good, I've been helpful and friendly
I've been so good, why am I feeling empty?
I've been so good, I've been so good this year
I've been so good, but it's still getting harder
I've been so good, where the hell is the karma?
I've been so good, I've been so good this yearPuffy was starting to see why he came here. He has some issues, she gave him a glance he was starting to fall apart his hair just a complete mess messier than before. His eyes just terrified as if he was remembering traumatic things. He noticed the look she was giving him.
What, am I normal or not?
Am I crazier than other patients?Puffy stayed silent and just waited for him to continue.
Right, I've done everything right
So where's the karma doc, I've lost my patiencePuffy said,"It's going to come Grian, you need to take moments to relax"
'Cause I've been so good, I've been working my ass off
I've been so good, still, I'm lonely and stressed out
I've been so good, I've been so good this year
And I've been so good, but it's still getting harder
I've been so good, where the hell is the karma?
I've been so good, I've been so good this yearI've been so good this year
I've been so good this yearPuffy realized their hour was already up. But she realized that he was long from getting better. If only they had more time. She sighed and said,"I'm afraid we're out of time, come back tomorrow and we can talk further."
Time, I know we're out of time
But what if sad thoughts come and I can't stop itPuffy felt terrible having him leave."I'm afraid we're going to have to say bye"
Bye, I don't wanna say bye
If only I could keep you in my pocketThe last part was whispered under his breath impossible for Puffy to hear. Next day Puffy was almost anxious to see Grian.
He came in and this time lay down instead of sitting. "So is there anytthing you'd like? A cup of water to drink?" Puffy said.
Grian said, "What I want? I want you To give me some diagnosis of why I'm so hollow
Please give me instructions, I promise I'll followPuffy looked at his arm cast. "What happened to your arm?"
I tripped on my ankle and fractured my elbow
But doesn't that mean that the tour's gonna sell though?Grian ranted on for an hour. And alas it was time for him to leave once again.
I try to explain the good faith that's been wasted
But after an hour it sounds like complaining
Wait don't go away, can I lie here forever?
Grian said rather loudly."Of course it doesn't sound like you're complaining! I'm a therapist you can tell me anything, you're starting to get better believe me"
Grian gave her a suspicious look,
You say that I'm better, why don't I feel better?
Grian fell onto his knees and started sobbing,
The universe works in mysterious ways
But I'm starting to think it ain't working for me
He almost screamed.He then looked up at Puffy and said, Doctor, should I be good?
Should I be good this year?(This is sort of angsty I just realized.)
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Grian oneshots
FanfictionThey're oneshots. Ranging from short stories to 2-3 long cross overs. Requests are open. I don't do: -smut -ships -major angst/deaths