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Here comes Uncle Grian

It was a peaceful day on the dream SMP. The child was finally not starting wars, the blob man was not manipulating children and Techno hasn't used any of his wither skulls (yet). But of course, peaceful days don't exist on the dream SMP. Because it was the one day of the year. The day where Tommy's favorite (and only) uncle came to visit. Dream was chilling on a hill scrolling through the chat when a new message popped up. Grian joined the game. That's weird I didn't invite anyone? Must be one of Tommy's guests. Welp, he knows the drill, gotta ban them. He typed in the command but instead of it doing what it was supposed to do a message popped up. This command was unsuccessful because the author needs a plot. 

What the- Dream thought.

Meanwhile, a new person had arrived at spawn. He stood there, waited for a few minutes before yelling. "PESKY BIRD DELIVERY." Bad who just so happened to be walking by jumped back before looking who it was. "Erm-Hello?" Bad said to the strange man, "Hello good sir! What can I get for ya?" "I erm I guess I could use birch-" "Speak no more! Here at Pesky bird deliveries we only the finest of goods. Here have 10 shulkers filled with only the best of the best birch logs!" "Wait, shulkers? where did you-" Bad never got to finish the question as he was almost run over by a way too excited Tommy.

"Uncle Grian!!! You're finally here!!" "Sorry I took so long, these birds are getting quite old," Grian said pointing at the birds sitting on the large platform he had arrived on. "But that's beside the point! How have you been!" "Oh, you know the same old, same old, started a couple of wars and all that stuff." "Good job! You need to tell me all about how you did it." The two walked away leaving behind a very confused bad.

Wilbur was looking out the window of techno's house when he spotted two people walking in the snow. One of the taller the other shorter but they were far from unrecognizable. "Tommy's back with uncle Grian!" Wilbur yelled excitedly. He raced out the front door to greet him. "Wilbur! It's been too long. I'm excited to hear what you've composed over the past year." The three men entered the house where Phil was setting up the tea, he smiled as he saw Grian. "You are just as small as ever brother." Grian pretended to be offended, "You can't say anything, it's not like your 6 feet either." Meanwhile, Techno had arrived and greeted Grian. 

Ok, pause for a sec. I just want to say that in this story Techno is just a very good friend to Philza, not a son because I like this more than the family one. Don't get me wrong the family one is pog but I prefer this. Ok, continue.

"Techno! It's so good to see you please tell me you haven't burned down 5 orphanages."

 "No, just 3." 

"Oh ok then." 

Grian and the Sbi talked a bit about what had happened in the past year. Tommy told him about what happened in L'manburg and in return Grian reported of the mycelium war. After they finished Tommy wanted to show Grian the SMP and Phil said it was ok since they had to clean up and Tommy would have probably caused more chaos. Tommy dragged Grian to his little bunker and proudly presented it to Grian who said, "You took dirt house to another level" Tommy didn't know whether to be offended or proud so he just left it. They continued on walking through the SMP Tommy proudly showing of his hotel. They were strolling through the SMP when they were greeted by Tubbo, "Oh! Mr. Grian, you came to visit." "How many times do I have to tell you to call me Grian?" Grian sighed. "Oh that remind me! I wanted to show you snowchester follow me!" Tubbo excitedly pulled Grian towards the snowchester speed tunnel thing. "HEY! You can't just steal my uncle from me!" Tommy yelled trying to catch up to Tubbo but he was already gone taking Grian with him.

Tubbo showed him around snowchester and proudly showed him the mansion that Foolish was working on. Tubbo introduced the two to eachother and Grian complimented his build which made Foolish's day. Next he showed him Micheal, Grian was at first stunned by the fact that Tubbo was platonically married and had adopted a platonic child who happened to be a zombie pigman. Last he showed of the nukes and explained that they just retextured some sticks. Grian had just gotten so many prank ideas. At the end of the tour Grian met Ranboo. The two got along pretty well and Grian showed him his wings which Ranboo thought were amazing.

After the sun had set it was time for grian to go. "Can't you stay for another night?" Tommy pleaded. "Sorry Tommy, but my duties call! But if you need anything just dial this number and Pesky Bird Deliveries will be there in a jiffy!" Grian handed him a buisness card before flying away on his platform filled with goodies. Dream had observed it all and shook his head, Just when I thought it couldn't get weirder.