Never again.

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I straightened my tie before walking into my classroom to great my new class of students. With a piece of chalk I write my name on the board.
Mrs. Margaret
"Good morning class! I hope we can get to know eachother during our time together this semester. How about we start by saying out names?" This was nothing new, I had repeated the same thing every single year for all of my 30 years of teaching. I tuned out listening to them introducing themselves and looked for anyone interesting. Huh? Aren't they seniors? Oh that's right Mabel told me that a freshman would be accompanied by his brothers because their dad doesn't trust him. Something about the three seemed familiar I just couldn't pin point what it was. Finally it was their turn. The blond one began, "My name is Tommy innit Minecraft and I am a big man!" he exclaimed proudly.  The two brothers presumably twins were named Techno and Wilbur Minecraft, Minecraft...Minecraft where have I-oh no.
Just to make sure I cleared my throat and asked, "are you perhaps related to Philza and Grian Minecraft?" The blond one jumped up, "PHILZA AND WHO?!" That was it for me, I walked out the classroom and into the principal's office. "Annabel what brings you here?" Mabel said. I dropped my badge onto the table, "I resign." I left the school and entered my car, slamming the door shut I sped away as the sun rose. Never again was I going to deal with a Minecraft.

"...and that's what happened" Wilbur explained to their dad. Phil looked just about ready to crumble up and die, I'm so sorry Mrs. Margaret.

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