we met in a café

Hanji's drunk shenanigans

Hanji's POV

We had just left the amusement park and I was sooo bored! We were just walking along the pavement, and we weren't even talking to each other! I wanted something to do. I was going to go home with Erwin and ask him what happened to him and Levi, but he ditched me to be with his boyfriend. Moblit and I continued walking when we passed by a pub.

"Moblit! Let's go to that pub!"

"No Hanji, I don't want to deal with you drunk."

"Oh, don't be such a downer!" I whined dragging him toward the pub.

"Hanji let me go." Moblit groaned, dragging his feet after me. He seemed down so I was going to change that, we are going to have the time of our lives tonight!

Moblit's POV

Hanji dragged me into the pub with the biggest smile on their face. Inside the pub, many bright lights were shining into every corner, the DJ was blasting music through the speakers and almost everyone was dancing. Those who weren't were enjoying their drink, sitting down and somehow talking to their friends or having an intense make-out session somewhere else.

They then dragged me off to go get drinks, they asked for a bottle of tequila whereas I just asked for a shot of beer. I decided to stay as sober as I could because I knew that Hanji would get drunk just based on their personality. That's not necessarily a bad thing but I'm exhausted and just want to go home. It surprises me that they can still have so much energy even after dragging me all over the amusement park, but I guess some people are just built differently.

I looked over to them and they were chugging the whole bottle of tequila. I wasn't that surprised but I was
slightly worried that they would get drunk.
"Hanji, slow down," I said lowering their bottle.
"I'll be fineeeee, I have good tolerance!" Oh lord, they're already drunk.
"Hanji, how many bottles did you have?"
"I think I had five *hic* maybeeee six." This is going to be difficult.
"Get on my back," I said kneeling in front of her so that she could climb on.
"Yay! I get to ride on horsey Moblit!" she shouted jumping onto my back. I groaned as the sudden weight almost tipped me off balance, then found my way out of the pub and back into the streets. "Huh? Where did loud music go?" they said looking around.
"They had to go but they said they'll come back another time," I said playing along. "Do you remember where you live?"
"Why do you wanna know? *gasp* You're trying to kidnap me!"
"I- I'm not but ok I'll just ask Erwin," I said taking out my phone to call him
"Noooo!" they shouted and then proceeded to steal my phone and throw it into the river next to us. I took a deep breath and continued to walk trying my best to stay calm.
"Fine, then I'll just take you to my place."
"What why?!"
"So you can stay there until your sober."
"But I am soberrrr" Hanji whined shaking my back.
"If you don't stop that I'm going to drop you then walk away."
"No moblit don't drop me!" This person is an absolute child when they're drunk.

They arrive at Moblit's flat

I set them down on my sofa and sighed in exhaustion. They may not look it but they are really heavy. Hanji was sleeping peacefully the rest of the way here so I just assumed they passed out. I turned and was about to walk out but Hanji grabbed onto my hand and mumbled something I couldn't quite hear the first time.
"I'm sorry could you repeat that Hanji?"
"You know Moblit you're realllllly close to my type." I almost choked on my breath. Did I her Hanji correctly? Did she just say I'm her type?! I looked back down at them, you can't just pass out after saying something like that!

Back at the café
"And that's what happened." I finished.
"So what's the problem?" Levi asked
"I think Hanji remembers because know she's been avoiding me."
"I could talk to her or ask Erwin to if you want."
"Really?!" I was really surprised, normally Levi would never do something like this, let alone willingly!
"Yeah of course you're my friend after all," he said with a smile. I think he's been possessed. I've never seen Levi smile, his face is always either annoyed or emotionless.
"Are you possessed?"
"I- what no!"
"Then why are you acting so nice?!"
"I'm just in a good mood, can I not be in good moods now?!"
"No, it's just weird." Ding the café door suddenly opened.