On a Friday night high school basketball game, my friend, Lilly, and i decided to go. During the game, my friend Jadyn, who was sitting next to me wanted to tell me a story. Lilly warned me saying, "you're gonna cry," I didn't believe her so I listened to Jadyn talk. 'In 6th grade I farted and it felt wet so I went to the bathroom, as I was in the bathroom I pulled down my pants to see I sharted my pants. So, I took off my underwear and put it in the toilet, then shoved toilet paper up my asshole. I stuck it up my butt because I wanted to catch the poop shards and stop the farting. I put my pants back on and tried to flush the underwear down the toilet, yet it wouldn't go so I left it. The next I walked in to see if it was still there, but it was gone... I feel bad for the janitor. That day was very sad.' After he was done I was crying I was laughing so hard!
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This happened yesterday, and seriously my friends have issues! But, I love them anyways.
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Embarrassing Stories
HumorEmbarrassment is almost everyone's fear. Including mine! In this book there's going to be tons of embarrassing stories. 'The name pretty much Sums it up.' Hope you like reading about other dorks failures.
