i heard an odd southern accent echo through the hallway.
"QUEENY BEANY YOU THEREE??"
it echoed.
"queeny bae who is that??" i questioned.
"OH NO DREAMY WEAMY CREAMY GET DOWN GET DOWN!!"
suddenly..a brown vehicle walks into the room.
"WAIT NO MATOR I CAN EXPLAIN!!" mcqueen yelled.
"I-I-I.. QUEENY YOU BITCH HOW COULD YOU??"
"THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"
mcqueen fell to the ground, his tires clanking.
we all gasped.
"LIGHTNING BBY WHATS WRONGGG?"
no answer.
oh no.. he wasn't breathing.. i could tell..
"OH NOR GET MY BAHBAY BOO TO THE HOOSPITAL!" the southern yelled.
we picked him up and brought him to the hospital. right. away.
they rushed him to thhe emergency room, the southern was horrified and i was sobbing the whole time.
his other lover caught us raw-doggin it and now mcqueen might be dead...?
the doctor came out the room and kneeled down towards us.
"i have both good news, and bad news." the doctor spoke. "which one would you wanna hear first?"
i stuttered a bit. "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i wanna hear the bad news first." i spoke up.
"i'm sorry to tell you this, but lightning...that bitch is dead as fuck. what shoes he got on now? he got on his casket."
"STOP!" the other lover got up and yelled. "I WILL LEAVE HERE IF YOU DONT STOP MAKIN THEM JOKES YOU CRUSTY COOCHIE SNIFFIN BASTARD!"
"calm down mator, we still haven't heard the good news.." i spoke up.
"now the good news.. you're covered with car insurance"
https://www.geico.com/
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dream x lightning mcqueen🥺🥺🥺
Fanfictionthis was my cousin's idea.. because.. it "rhymed..."
