How to steal a painting. for legal reasons please dont try this at home

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a/n so so sorry for not updating. shit just keeps happening, my uncle discovered the um salt limit that you see towards the end of the story. don't eat too much salt kids.


p.s. thank you guys so much for commenting, it means a lot and i read them all. but for social anxiety reasons, i don't know how to respond to all of them. 😓😓


Sera: what

Sera: the

John:????

Sera: FUCK IT SMELLS SO BAD

Remi: oh yea you might want to avoid going to the bathroom on the 3rd floor

Elaine: why?

Remi: some girls are painting a mural with their um

Remi: leftovers from their bodies

Blyke: whats that

Remi: oh you know like.

Isen: are you talking about blood shit piss or discharge

Remi: all of them for the... color variation

Arlo: im sorry what

John:

Elain: for what purpose

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Elain: for what purpose

Remi: idk you can go ask them im pretty sure theyre on crack tho

Remi: last i heard they were painting the last supper

Holden: last supper painted with shit.

Blyke: can we like not discuss this im about to get lunch

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Isen: elaine get over here

Isen: john killed a second year

Arlo: im pretty sure that illegal

Remi: WHAT

Elaine: coming

John: it was an accident

Sera: it was not an accident

Holden: were you alone or are you about to go to jail

Sera: some students saw and the rumors about the cripple are already spreading

Sera: if you want to write your article now would be a good time

Isen: jokes on you ive already written it

Arlo: oh my god i can hear the rumors

Blyke: did he actually kill a student or

John: i chopped his leg off and hit him with his leg

Sera: no details please if you get arrested we never met i still have long future

Isen: cruel

Elaine: anyways hes fine just a bit traumatized

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