This son of bitch "founding father" just proposed to change the English Alphabet, removing the letters C, J, Q, W, X, and Y, and adding several of his own creation.
**me being pillocks alert**
What's surprising is that he even got support even from Noah Webster in which his SURNAME STARTED WITH W WHAT THE HLEL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM 18TH CENTURY MEN. I AM SO WOKE YET FEELING CONSERVATIVE BECAUSE OF THESE HERETIC ALPHABET CHANGES. BEN FRANK MADE ME SO ANGRY THAT I WANT TO EXERT SO MUCH AD HOMINEM RIGHT AT HIS BLOODY CORPSE.
YOU SEE? I ALSO ASSUME HE IS ANTI POLISH BECAUSE W IS THE MOST USED CHARACTER IN POLISH LANGUAGE IN MY OPINION.
YOU KNOW THAT HE SUCKS AT EVEN GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED IN FRANCE. OLDBAG BEING PROGRESSIVE? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY DID THAT FFS. I WOULD NEVER SEE THE SAME AS THIS DAMN TRAITOR. PERHAPS HE GOT FUNDED BY H
Anyway, Benjamin Franklin is dead.
And ding dong, the fatty bitch is dead.
It's a shame the bitch didn't die 325 years ago.
It's a shame that the Bri'ish Army didn't kill this bitch.
That means his proposal is a damn flop. Our letter W remains firm and strong and we will remember the usage of two seperate "U"s, responsible for the creation of our destiny.
Long live W.
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Read Hearts of Valiance.
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