5. Only letter in English alphabet with two syllables
4. Really useful for spelling words that begin with or contain the letter “W”
3. Attends sporting events wearing comically over-sized foam glove that says, “We’re Number 23″
2. So ornery, once shot a man in his sleep just for snoring
1. The letter W has been hated so much that the W cultists had been persecuted throughout the Middle Ages. It was a very painful millenium, and the damage could not even be healed due to the persecutor's horrible crimes. They sliced the throats of the men fighting for the representation of the long sound, some cultists were drawn and quartered, and even decapitated. I wonder why all of the people who believed in W, were persecuted.
In the distant past when W was invented, initially many people do not know about this letter and did not care about it. In fact, The classical Latin alphabet, from which the modern European alphabets derived, did not have the "W' character. Before the existence of the new letter, a literal double-u was used. So instead of the word "winning", it was called "uuinning" or something like that I do not know if winning was an Old English Word but I, the author of this controversial book, assure you that this is a mere example.
The unknown glyph, looks like a double V, in which V was read as U, that's why it's called double-u. The appearance of it baffled the people of the 7th-8th century.
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Many people are still intrigued about this young letter and there were many varied pronounciations of W. But people do not like this, because they believed it's Germanic bullshit
Therefore they killed w cultists
hence, the w cultists were fled to other nations, and with a song they pledged
As long as in the heart, within, The soul of a W man still yearns, And onward, towards the ends of the east, an eye still gazes toward Wuttemburg;
Our hope is not yet lost, The thousand-year-old hope, To be a free nation in our land, The land of W and Wuttmeburg.
(p.s. poorly written bullfuck by me 12am wtf, see you nect jdkekd)
