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𝐍𝐨 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬

Venti
WHO

Jean
TELL ME BITCH

Albedo
dainsleif

aether
The new hot blonde guy?

aether
WAIT DILUC IS GAY

Kaeya
honestly it was obvious

Jean
yh I literally didn't believe him when he said he had a gf like he gay gay

xiao
morons

lisa
damn I thought keqing and him were fucking

amber
me too I was sure they were dating

Lumine
Dainsleif?? the really tall hot one in my economics class

kaeya
yep

Mei
honestly that's so boring I was expecting something fun

Mona
same

Venti
so I found this Dainsleif
*image attached*

Jean
so that's were diluc went

kaeya
did I just see my brothers sex tape

Venti
they were only kissing so no

Beidou
Ngl that looks steamy

Ningguang
wait so were is keqing

Mona
with me

Aether
wait a damn minute
MONA AND KEQING

Mona
yh we have been dating for ages

Venti
I KNEW IT

Xiao
idiots I just asked and them if they were dating they said yes

Jean
yh Keqing literally gave mona presents in front of us yall are stupid

Kaeya
but like I didnt

Xiao
think like always

Aether
ouch 💔

Kaeya
what i have to live with

GANYU CAME ONLINE

Ganyu
Hi guys!

Lumine
dictionary talk????

Ganyu
lol 😂😂

Aether
AHHHH NOT THOSE EMOJIS

Mona
@Childe you responsible for this

Childe came ONLINE

Childe
I'm sleeping dhmu

CHILDE IS OFFLINE

Kaeya
turn her back

venti
I think dainsleif saw me

Lumine
YOUR STILL WATCHING THEM

Kaeya
HES LIKE DILUC HE ISNT NICE STOP RUN

aether
you've dug your grave my brother

Venti
I RAN AWAY BUT IM NOT SURENSDNDUSMDJ

Kaeya
FACETIME ASAP

real life

Zo answered Venti's facetime call. In the call were Lumine, Kaeya, Aether, Childe and Amber. Aether was praying for Venti in spanish rather fast while the others watched Venti run as far as his little legs could take him.

"Venti he probably isn't even following chill." Amber mumbled.

"I'm running to the dorm if Diluc catches me, I'm going to actually pass away." Venti responses.

The two begin to argue, until Venti screams. Everyone becomes deathly silent as Dainsleif takes Venti's phone and turns it towards him. He smirks.

"Wait till Diluc hears about this. He is going to be very angry that I ran away in the middle of our make out session."

Not wanting to face the wrath of Diluc, Zo hangs up hoping the others will do the same and goes under her covers knowing that that was the last time she would ever see Venti.

On the other side of the campus, Venti snatches his phone away from the tall blonde after everyone hangs up on him. Dainsleif turns to talk to him as Diluc rounds the corner, out of breath.

Venti instantly says his prayer and expects his death to be a quick one, but instead of being angry Diluc blushes and hides himself behind Dainsleif.

Now Venti has two options. One, tease Diluc and report back to the group chat causing Diluc great embarrassment. Two, just understand and walk away. Venti chooses the latter mostly because he felt sorry for the bottom cowering before him. So he winks at both of them and runs off to his dorm to find Aether sleeping already.

HEY SISTERS

Venti
I survived
Dainsleif let me go and Diluc never saw me

For once in his life Venti had actually been a good person.