Dude, I Kissed Your Mom! (DISCONTINUED)

Prologue. 💋

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"I never wanted to say a word about it, not to him ,"

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After seven shots of tequila , secrets started to spill out like a defective fire hydrant. Secrets dirty enough to make anyone cringe with worry and disgust. Secrets that threatened to end certain relationships.

Secrets that should have been taken to the grave.

The secret that I once kissed my best friend's Mom! Yeah, I know. How disgusting of me! How devious!

How pathetic!

But it was a subtle mistake. Things happen. She knew ,I knew , we both knew. I weighed the consequences and realized that if I just kept my mouth shut, Zac would have no knowledge about me kissing his mom. He wouldn't know about it and how it went down ,or how passionate it was. He wouldn't know how painfully close me and his mom got once the line between friendship and lust begun to blur. All at a span of three weeks when she asked me to fix her vacuum cleaner.

It graduated from fixing vacuum cleaners to cleaning her backyard pool, shirtless.

Everything went according to plan ... until yesterday ,at the bar. Late night drinking , letting loose , laughing hysterically at said conversations. Then I chugged down an entire bottle of Vodka. Man was I zonked! I couldn't tell apart the fiction world from reality. I couldn't stop myself from leaning into Emerald , Zac's ex girlfriend and disclosing the secret I'd kept hidden for eight months!

I didn't realize how shook she was after blabbing out that sensitive bit of information. Pushing me off ,she excused herself , walking away from me and my fucked up reality.

I'm not done selling secrets though. I had alot to share that night.

Alot!

Like how Nico had a devastatingly painful crush on Zac but lacked the courage to tell him. Or how mad I got when Luna dumped me for Zac last summer. And how I smashed his windshield as soon as I saw them making out under the bleachers. It was out of rage. I never told him that it was I who'd done it.

Until now.

Everything just sort of spilled out.

Losing my virginity to a 23yr old waitress in her black sedan car . Her name was Dana. I was 17. How I gave Mika food poisoning . How I cheated on last week's Biology test. Even shop lifted . Crying once I called Luna , pathetically declaring my undying love for her but she blankly and firmly declined my love.

Everything!

At first, it's all laughs and endless mockery. Everyone seems to enjoy my loose lips as I disclosed embarassing secrets .

Another glass of beer and my hand fell on his shoulder. He's still shuddering with laughter when I leaned in and the words came out , a quiet husky voice.

" Dude , I kissed your mom..."

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I'll publish this book completely starting from November 23rd so stay tuned and bare with me.

Hope y'all will enjoy this crazy twisted story of mine 😜.

Leave comments on how you feel about this plot , if it's too fucked up or too cheesy.

Adios!