Valentine's Day
The one day where you can feast on chocolate and it'll be fine.
Yeah....cats can't have chocolate :(
But hey! at least drake DIDNT find my gift I left him yet!
That's always good.
Drake came running down the stairs singing a very familiar song.
"You don't know you're beautiful oh ooh oh."
Is that One Direction?
But then I noticed his clothing.
Even better question.....
Are those footie pajamas?!
I grinned mischievously and crouched into a hunting position (something I've seen many cats do on the Internet) and wiggled my butt.
In point 5 seconds he will walk by the very couch I am perched on and in less, he will feel my fury claws on those covered little footsies.
Like clockwork he passed by and I launched myself off the couch and claimed my victim.
I celebrated valentines day in my own way since I can't have chocolate. With a very very very girly scream from my beloved.
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Hey guys! I'm so sorry it's really short but I found this in my drafts unfinished from 2015. So I decided to give it a little end. Originally it was a valentines special before I had put everything on my account on hold. But now that I'm back and feeling better, I will try (key word try) to pick things back up. I will explain in another update that will appear shortly. To those who kept this book in their libraries, thank you so much.
-G
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HumorOne minute I'm human. The next I'm a cat being owned by a guy. I'm trying to live a normal life but noooo. My owner thinks cats aren't supposed to shower. Geez.
