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Chapter 21
Everything went back to the normal speed with Katie and kitty laughing and Drake smiling like a doofus about the attention he's getting.
I shook my head and jumped on to Drake's lap and placed my face on the table.
"AWWW now who's this?" Katie cooed scratching the spot behind my ears.
No wonder cats like that. It feels nice.
"Meow" I don't even know what I'm supposed to say.
"Aw it's so cute!" Kitty exclaimed petting my head as well.
Ahahaha take that Drake! I took the attention away!
"This is Fluffy. My cat" drake replied hugging me.
GAH! Can't breath! Room.....getting.....darker!!!!
Oh wait. I'm just closing my eyes.
I'm so dramatic.
I moved away from drake and sat down on Kitty.
She smells like skittles.
Oh my gash!!!! SKITTLES!!!
NOM!
"Ew! Your cat licked me! It felt weird!" She exclaimed.
I smiled. But to others it looks like a hiss.
"Oh she's smiling. She likes you" drake said taking me away and putting me on his lap.
"Where did Katie go?" He asked petting my head gently.
"She had to go home. Family emergency"
Ok then. So you guys on a date now? Cause I don't think a cat should be the third wheel.
Because I'd just poop during your dinner.
And you wouldn't know it was me. I'd blame Drake on farting.
Mwhahahaha
That would be the end.
Of drake.
I cleared my throat. I'll do the honors for romantic music.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEOWWW MEOW MEOW MEOW EMOW EMOW WOWKW"
DONT STOP! BELIEVING! NANANANANANANANANANAN DONT STOP! BELIEVING!
"Oh my gosh is Fluffy dying?!?!" Drake asked covering his ears.
Hey. I'm not that bad of a singer
I set the mood for your date! You should be thanking me! Not trying to revive me!
I just made your date like ten times more romantic! If you don't mind, which I'm sure you don't, I'm gonna continue singing until the romantic mood is set to my liking.
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWME MEWOOOWEWMM MWEOOEWWOOE"
IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TOME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
"MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW" way way way way!!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
Thump.
Drake had picked me up and walked me over to a animal pet sitting store and dropped me off here.
Gosh DANNGIT drake! I was being CUPID! A very hairy CUPID! With fur on my nose....and no diaper....or bows and arrows... BUT I WAS BEING CUPID!
I sat down and stared intently at the spotted wall before me. Sigh.
I remember when I first got sold to drake. That sounded so wrong like I was slave.
I remember him dropping me. And I still think he's not fit for a cat! He gave me a freaking full room to sleep in! And he fed me catnip!
Sugar Cookie was totally drunk that day. I'm sure of it.
Cause I'm a genius!
GET ON MY LEVEL PUNK
Huh it must be throwback Thursday because I keep throwing things at you from DA past! TAKE DAT SUCKA!
Gosh DANNGIT Drake come pick me up! I think that hamster is staring at me with it's Beady eyes and it's hairy butt...
HALP!!
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Hia. It's seriously Thursday and I got my braces.
I'm sorry if this sucked! I seriously feel like I'm losing my humor and I am in deep pain right now so please excuse me if this sucked.
I am ready to punch the nearest person.
ANYWAYS I STARTED A NEW FUNNY BOOK (at least I hope it's funny)
It's called Wait, Huh?
I know. Such an original nice name xD
Thank you for 1K and I'll see ya'll later! Byes! Mwha!
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UmorOne minute I'm human. The next I'm a cat being owned by a guy. I'm trying to live a normal life but noooo. My owner thinks cats aren't supposed to shower. Geez.
