Catty Much?

Chapter 23

I was lying in the what I thought was a pink bed before I realized that I'm actually color blind.

Again. I believe it's pink.

Cause I got mad skillz brah.

My ears perked up at the hearing of a very familiar tone.

Something I have loved since age 6.

There's CHRISTMAS music. In may.

ICE CREAM!!!

I ran out the door but to my luck, it was closed. I smashed my face against it at a very high speed squishing my nose in the mean time. Again.

Man how many times did I run into the door?

I looked at the open window behind me and smiled. I jumped up on the window seat and leaped out the window. It's the leap of faith people!!

I can do this!!

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!

I was soaring through the air my fit whipped past my face in epicness. Whoever thought of a cat flying?

Oh wait they can't.

I froze in mid air and fell out of the sky. Just like in the cartoons. Only this time I didn't land gracefully.

I landed on my stomach.

Owie....

The ice cream truck turned a corner and started to get out of view.

OH NOT IF I CAN'T HELP IT! COME BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!!!!!!

I ran towards it. I ran and I ran as fast as my chubby short legs could take me until the ice cream truck disappeared.

Gosh danggiittttt'

I really wanted some ice cream :(

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SEVERALLY INJURED IF I DONT GET ICE CREAAAMMM.

Affirmative.

I put on a fake one glass glasses and a hat with a fake pipe and began my search.

Dear Sherlock where to you think it is?

That's right I said to.

Well dear Watson, based off of those tracks I believe that it's going to North Ridge because there is dirt on it's wheel. The dirt tracks back to the Sahara desert where the ice cream is scarce and therefor he sold many ice creams. He used the money to pay for Gerade to kill Jumbo where he paid for someone to hide the body but it wasnt really the ice cream man , it was a fake murder because all he wanted to do was hide from becoming a prince. But that was a a cover up! I can see it in your eyes that you regret giving up that homemade slice of cake at your friends house and chose ice cream instead from the store. You thought it was a good idea but once the cake walked away and you had ice cream you regretted it instantly. Therefor, it was the butler who did it!!!!!

*clears throat* make sense?

I looked around myself to find unfamiliar surroundings.

Great. I'm lost' IM FUDGING LOSSTT HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN!!!! I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!!!!¡¡¡!!!

This is sooooo not cool!

Better start walking in a random direction and hope for the best!

It always works in the movies! You know that because they end up killed.

To my death!!!

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Hia! short chapter i know :( school blah. I am writing this very quickly cause i have to pee but um yay new book cover it's adorable!! Made by my big bro. big thanks to him! Mkay bye!