Catty Much?

Chapter 17

Chapter 17

It's so unfair! WHy do humans get to shower but I dont!?

I walked towards the bathroom only to hear the shower going and a dying walrus inside.

"CAUSE YOU GOT THAT ONE THING AND I NEED THAT ONE THING!" The walrus sang.

Aw my poor ears!

I noticed the door was cracked open to air the room out. Strange....

SLowly i pushed open the door to save the dying walrus.

Heerrreee'ssss Fluffy!

The steam rolled out of the shower in short puffs.

"Meow?" Translation- "hello?"

Something moved inside the curtain. "Fluffy?!" The dying walrus shouted in surprise.

Huh. Funny how did he knew my name.

I skipped towards the toilet and sat on it. 'Meow Mewo Moowww?" Translation- "Do you need the hospital?"

"Fluffy get out of here! I'm showering!!" It yelled again.

Oh wait thats Drake. Hahahaha Drake sounds like a dying walrus when he sings! I thought showers make you sound better and not worse.

Mentally shrugging my shoulders, I walked out leaving the door open. Mwhahhaha

A little while later, Drake came out fully dressed. He walked towards Sugar COokie who i might add still smells like Sugar COokies.

"Mum?"

"Remember when I claimed Fluffy was singing late at night?" He asked.

"Yeah"

"Do you ever think she's like Human?"

Crap! My cover has been blown! Mayday mayday! We're going down!

I roared more like meowed and scratched at random places. I hissed at the wall and jumped down the whole flight of stairs. My paw got stuck at a stair sending me flying side ways and straight into the wall.

I face planted and fell down onto the stair. I looked up at the mirror set up infront of me to see a flat faced cat with a smushed nose looking at me.

MY NOSe! MY BOOTYFUL NOSE! I CAN NEVER SNIFF AND SMELL AGAIN!! I MISS SUGAR COOKIE SMELLS ALREADY! IM DYING!

Oh wait. There it is. Never mind!

They stared at me for a while. Before shaking their heads, they continued their discussion like this was a normal thing for me.

Wait it is. Oops.

"Why do you ask?"

"We'll you see. I was singing along to a song and I just remembered it and-" he got cut off by sugar cookie interrupting.

"Wait! That was you singing in there?"

"Yeah why?" He asked. Sugar cookie laughed before adding a fake cough. "Continue sweetie"

Ok I had enough of this.

I walked away and sat on the couch waiting for them to finish that rather silly (not really) conversation.

OMG IM BRITISH!

Ugh I'm boorreeeddd.

I walked towards the mirror and looked at myself. Hmmmm I need to loose some weight. Oh wait. That's just my fluff.

I mentally sighed and walked back to the couch and grabbed the remote. I hit my head against the remote, turning the TV on.

"My little pony my little pony" it sang.

Meh. It's better than the other things Stella made me watch.

I started to jump around to the theme song and sang, more like meowed, along as well.

But that was the last thing I did because that was the day I died.

Just kidding! I actually passed out.

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UGGHH I know this isn't one of my best chapters!!! I just thought I needed to update and not leave you guys hanging! Anyways Happy Belated Fourth of July!! I love you all, Byes!!