Catty Much?

Chapter...number

So...Drake has invited his friends, Luke and Bob.
Did I say friends? Ha nope. Just Lukey.

MeHE.

Anyways, right now they're in the basement playing Destiny. And in the basement is the kitty litter where I have to poop
...and I just stole Sugar cookies Taco Bell >-<

Not only that but Sugar Cookie gave me milk. Those alone make me gassy but

put EM together and what do you got? Bippity bobbity poo.

I walked over towards the computer and looked up 'how to secretly poop'

I clicked on one that gave me interesting advice.
I think I'll use it.

I walked towards the litter box and sat down.

Here comes Johnny.....

Just before, I opened my mouth and let out a piercing scream.

"MEEEooWWWWWWOOOSSSOOOOOWWWwwwwWwww"

Luke whipped his head towards me in horror.
"Dude I think your cat is dying!"

"MEEEEeeeeeAEWWWWWoooWWWWWWW"
Another one down the hatch!

Drake glanced at me and shrugged. "Oh she's only pooping."

WHAT.

MISSON ABORT. ABORT ABORT. WEVE BEEN SPOTTED.

"Pooping? Man she's screaming like she just saw a banshee!" Luke exclaimed, staring at me worriedly. 

Awkwaarrddd. Geez i hate it when people watch me poop! Its worse enough when there are cracks in stalls. 

But im in a freaking litter box! Are there any cracks in the stalls?

NO BECAUSE THERE ARE NO STALLS. 

I stopped my screaming and stared back at Luke, challenging him.

He stared back, unblinking. 

I slowly lifted my butt up subtly so he wouldnt notice and let a piece drop. 

Luke threw his head into the couch.

"You're right. I just watched her poop." Luke mumbled. 

"Dang right I am. Don't question my logic." Drake said, his eyes still focused on the TV. 

Hahahahaha...its funny because you don't have any logic Drake!

I got up and walked away. 

Geez I'm mean. 

You know whats great about being a cat?

People can talk to you and you're not obligated to talk back or even listen! I can ignore Drake all I want and he won't be offended unless he's a weirdo... 

Wait...oH nO......

-Flash Back-

"Anyways, so Fluffy, i was thinking.." Drake begin as he stared up at the ceiling while in bed.

 NO DRAKE NO STOP THINKING. IT MAKES YOU DUMBER.

"What if we're not alone in the universe?" 

OH NO THERE HE GOES. DRAKE LISTEN, YOUR MIDNIGHT THOUGHTS ARE NOT POETIC! just give it upppppppppp for the sake of not only yourself but everyone around you!

"Like what if we're being watched," He held up his hands, "BY Aliens!!"

I face palmed and walked away towards the doorway, catching Drake's attention.

"Fluffy, where are you going?" 

Somewhere not here. 

"Fluffy don't ignore me! COme back!" 

Yes I am a cat who is going to respond to you because i can and I'll return because i car- OH WaIT. I DONT.

"Flufffyyyyyy come back and love me!" His voice cracked. 

Drake you need to get off the internet. I was a human once myself and i saw that on a meme. Puhlease. 

"Fluffy, do you not love me!? Why are you ignoring me!" He whined. 

Go to sleep Drake, you're sleepy drunk. 

-End of Flashback-

Again, why am i surprised? He's a weirdo, i've always known this...

but.....He's my weirdo. 

*insert pedo face*

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IM A TERRIBLE PERSON IM SORRY I PUT THIS OFF FOR......A LARGE NUMBER OF MONTHS. I AM SO SO SO SO SO SORRY.

Also im sorry if this chapter sucked. 

BUT HAY I MIGHT BE BACK. I DUNNO. DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH I PROCRASTINATE.

IM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A PATHETIC EXCUSE TO WHY I PUT THIS BOOK TO THE SIDE. SERIOUSLY. IM NOT. 

IM JUST GONNA SAY IM A LAZY HUMAN BEING WHO HAS A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING. IM HONESTLY NOT BUSY. 

ITS NOT BECAUSE I DONT CARE. I DO CARE ABOUT YOU READERS AND THIS BOOK. 

BUT IM LAZY. 

TRAGIC. I KNOW. 

OKAY SO HOPEFULLY, (and please let this be true because i missed Fluffy and Drake just as much as hopefully you did) I GET OVER MY LAZINESS ( i really need to) AND CONTINUE THIS STORY. 

YAY. 

I JUST SPENT ALL DAY IN A CHAIR ON MY LAPTOP AND I THINK IM A LITTLE STIR CRAZY. SO UM..YEAH. 

MKAY BYE!