Haven't updated in a while so enjoy these two skits.
The Birthday Surprise:
Y/n shakes her head at Joseph. He had gotten her a cake, it being her birthday.
Harry laces their hands together as y/n's mother cuts into the cake.
She frowns, "is there something in the cake? Joseph?"
Joseph grins, "yep. Just for y/n!"
Oh god...
Her mother furrows her eyebrows and cuts around the supposed item. "It's quite large, Joseph."
She cuts around it, cutting the cake into odd pieces, she lets out a gasp as she sees what's in there, her eyes widening in horror.
"Mum? You okay?"
"Joseph!" She shouts, "you're grounded!"
"Oh my god. Mum what is it?" Y/n asks.
Her mother sighs and then turns around the cake. Sitting inside of it is a dildo.
"Joseph!"
Fun Times With Katie:
You sit in the ice cream shop, without Jospeh for once, waiting for Harry. It was summer again.
Katie walks in. "Oh hey y/n." She sings, "what's wrong? That Jospeh boy finally left you. It was about time. I mean, I'd get tired of you too. I'm just surprised he lasted that long."
"Joseph and I are still friends, Katie. I'm just waiting for someone." Y/n replies.
"I wouldn't keep waiting if I were you, they probably aren't even going to show up." Katie replies.
The bell on the door rings, "well they just walked in, so I think I'm good."
Katie scoffs and turns around as Harry walks in.
"Y/n!" He says with a large smile, he turns to Katie, "who's this?"
"Someone who used to go to my school. Joseph got her expelled."
Harry couldn't help but laugh, "I don't- sorry! It's just-"
"It's fine. She deserved it." Y/n stands up.
Katie huffs, "bitch."
Harry's grip on y/n's hand tightens and he turns to Katie.
"Harry don't." Y/n tries.
He ignores her.
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Fallen Melody || Part 2 of What a Melody || COMPLETED
FanficThe continuation of What a Melody. I don't own anything from JK Rowling's Harry Potter. Female reader