WinterBucky: met the kid that Tony wont shut the hell up abt today. He's nice, but @TonyStark istg if you keep ranting abt him, I will stab your throat with a fork and rip out your esophagus.
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TonyStark: ...
WandaWitch: BUCKY!
WinterBucky: what? I'm tired of his ranting. I would rather be brainwashed than listen to him.
PeterParker: omg I'm honored that Mr. Stark talks abt me!😃
WinterBucky: don't encourage him.
PeterParker: ok Mr. White Wolf Winter Soldier Barnes sir
WinterBucky: Bucky
PeterParker: ok Mr. White Wolf Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes sir😃
ObservantMJ: that's not what he means Peter
PeterParker: LE GASP! YOU SAID MY NAME AND NOT DORK! or loser😃
ObservantMJ: don't get used to it.Flash: ewwww why would The Winter Soldier hang out with you? He could kill you with one punch with his arm! I mean, I would use those trigger words just to get him to kill you🙄
PeterParker: his name isn't "The Winter Soldier" and that's super disrespectful to say that!
Flash: I could still just say those words. I wonder if they work over texts?
NatRomanoff: don't even think about it or your dead.
Flash: you're the black widow?
NatRomanoff: no, my name is Natasha Romanoff. 2nd, there are multiple black widows, I just escaped from there. And if you doubt what James can do, you doubt what I can do because he trained me.(this is referring to the comics cos Bucky trained Nat in them soooooooo yeah. They also dated in it.)
Flash: The Winter Soldier trained you?
WinterBucky: no shit sherlock l, she just said that
Capsicle: language...
Flash: ur the guy from those annoying school PSA's!
Capsicle: I beg your pardon?
TonyStark: oooooooo this will be good
SW_Ned: wow, that's a lot of Avengers Peter
PeterParker: yeah...Mr. Barnes, it's ok, this happens to me too with my comment section😃
WinterBucky: that must suck getting all of those notifications
ObservantMJ: So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Flash was just threatening Peter and Mr. Barnes a second ago? Or?
Capsicle: HE DID WHAT?!
WandaWitch: he touches my Peter, he will face a slow, agonizing death.
Flash: being in the same room as Parker does that to me every day.
NatRomanoff: what's his address?
ObservantMJ: *insert address*
NatRomanoff: thank you, now, Avengers...Assemble!BradDavis: if Bucky is hanging out with Parker, then he's just as lame.
ObservantMJ: Talk about Peter like this one more time or istg I will snap your shins clean.
PeterParker: 💗💗💗
ObservantMJ: 💞💞💞
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