Blood Love

Bad Jokes

Pairing: Amami/Kiibo

"So, you guys dating yet?" Kaede asks Kiibo and Rantaro. What? What did she just say? Did Kaede just? Rantaro turns to look at Kiibo, "I don't know, are we?" Did he just??

"Kehehe, it seems... K1-B0.exe has crashed," Korekiyo says. Kaede turns to him, "Was that seriously your attempt at a joke? I think you could have tried harder." Korekiyo laughs, "Who knows. Humanity works in mysterious ways. In fact, I believe you are being 'salty', because I am funny and you are not."

Kaede gasps, "You-! Ugh, nevermind." "Uh Kaede, I think there's actually a problem with Kiibo. Miu?" Rantaro asks. Miu leans forward, "Idk, I've never seen them do this before." Suddenly Korekiyo hears a voice from behind him. "Hello Almost-Mortal," Gundham Tanaka says. "Kehehe, hello," Korekiyo says.

"Would you like to hang out with me, my Dark Prince, and his friend, the Baby-Faced-Mortal ?" Gundham asks. "Yes, indeed I would like to hang out with you, your Dark prince, and his friend, the Baby-Faced-Mortal," Korekiyo says. "Come then," Gundham says, "We shall hang out! Goodbye, mere mortals."

They both walk over to Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko. Peko is lurking behind a tree. "Wtf," Miu says. "Can you please use your words, Miu?" Kaede asks. "Ok," she says, "What the fuck?"

"Um, chile, anyways, what about Kiibo?" Rantaro asks, "I think they're spitting letters."

"SjshjdksjdjsfhskkshdgfWhatsjdjsjhdjdDidiyoujustdkssjdjdhOmg," Kiibo says. Rantaro waves his hand in Kiibo's face, "Kiibo?" Kiibo snaps out of it. "Ejsjfksbla, what?" they ask.

"Oh, good," Rantaro says. "What in Rantarnation happened?" Kaede asks. "Did you just?..." Rantaro trails off, "Nevermind. Kiibo, what happened?"

"What... happened?" they repeat, "Ehehehe, what did happen? I have no idea what you're talking about..." Miu sighs, "Then why are you using a sarcastic tone?" "Euuuugh, I think I, uh, need to go to the bathroom," they say. Kiibo runs away.

Rantaro looks at Miu, "Um, is that even...?" Miu shakes her head, "No. No, it is not." Rantaro sighs, "I'll go after them."

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Rantaro runs after Kiibo into the school building. He finds them by the lockers, apologizing to some tall guy from the other class for knocking him over. "Ugh, why did I have to get knocked over by some... commoner?" he says. Kiibo tries to help him up, but the guy gets up on his own. "I don't need your help," he says, walking away.

"Kiibo! There you are!" Rantaro says. "Euagh! Rantaro!" Kiibo exclaims. "If you wanted to date me, you could have just asked," Rantaro laughs. "Rantaro!!" Kiibo exclaims, blushing.