☹ 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 ☻ 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘱𝘢 𝘟 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦

Crack chapter

Hi my besties💞
I wanted to thank you all for all the views this book got, I mean 2k?! That's the most I've ever had of something!
And so I give you this crack chapter.

I was high on mint tic-tacs when I wrote it.

     ========Monokuma's POV========

i walked truh de halls of mah Schul and wached di students in despoir.
Yummy
Suddenly I saw Eggboy with a 'kiss note'

"Oi, What'cha got there mAtE?"
I asked egg

"Ahnothing"

I looked in his 'kiss note'

*Kiririiriririrriiririririririiririgiri*

What was written all over the pages.

"SIMP"
I yelled at him

"NO SIMPING IN THE HALLS!!"
Taka came running at full speed.

Anywau
I walked into the kitchen and saw aOi in there.

She was eating the doNUTS

"Bruh get out you rotten Oreo"
Aoi said

"No❤"

She hissed at mew, and ran awaj with her newly obtained fud.

I got an apul and was about to head out when I saw someone

"Uh hi"

I turned around and fund the most 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 figure (besides myself) standing there.

"RYUK RYUK YAS QYEEN💜💙💜💓🧡💗💞☪💝✝☸"
Junk came in wih her masive tank

I-
I got up to the love if my life and performed the earthworm dance

Monokuma:💃🕺💃🕺
RYUK: Ohmahgawd yus I will!

And we got married and had 11037 children🥵

     
✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*
No but genuinely I never thought my book would get so many views and votes.
Especially since it's my first time writing on wattpad.

Anyway look at funny number of votes
*kins Miu*

lso happy birthday Hiyoko!🧡🧸(09.03.2021)