powerjongho: pls don't tell me you were wearing a cow costume in your biology class because you were talking about how the metabolism of a cow works, and you started Moo- ing and acting like a cow, so that your biology teacher sent you to the principal again
joongie: what the-
mango: he DID THAT ONCE????
santhemountain: JONGHO YOU LITTLE-
powerjongho: don't you dare insulting me or I'll break you
mango: ouhhh, kinky~
joongie: MINGI
santhemountain: MINGI
powerjongho: MINGI
joongie: we don't support this kind of stuff here y'all are too young and innocent
santhemountain: PAHAHAHA DID YOU JUST CALL ME INNOCENT
santhemountain: plsss BRO I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER
santhemountain: you're the only innocent one here
mango: anyhow, what did you want to tell us
santhemountain: I fucked up.
powerjongho: I knew you did that cow thing again
santhemountain: jongho, it's not funny, seriously
powerjongho: now I'm genuinely concerned
mango: sannie, just spill it
santhemountain: It's about wooyoung
santhemountain: he doesn't want to talk to me anymore
powerjongho: OH MY GOD DID YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIM IN THE COW COSTUME
joongie: jongho, stop bullying him, that's a serious topic
joongie: what did u to that he doesn't talk to you anymore?
santhemountain: to be honest, I really don't know what I did
santhemountain: he asked me if I was gay and I said yeah kinda because I met someone special, which I meant him with, and then suddenly started acting really awkward and coldly towards me
mango: oh my god are you dumb
powerjongho: bruh he probably thought you meant someone else
joongie: and now he is jealous
santhemountain: no, you don't understand he's not even gay
mango: the fact that you actually believe he's straight...
joongie: i mean I only saw you two together once, but he acted so freaking gay, y'all almost kissed in front of us
santhemountain: do you really think so?
powerjongho: otherwise we wouldn't have said that
santhemountain: but even IF he'd be gay...
santhemountain: what shall I do about it?
santhemountain: I kinda miss him though
joongie: you'll probably see him tomorrow in school, right? just try to talk to him
powerjongho: but DON'T rush him. if he doesn't like you then you can't do anything about it
santhemountain: ouch💔
joongie: it's just the truth, wow jongho i'm proud of you
powerjongho: daddy is proud of me, that's all i wanted to achieve in my life
mango: don't call joongie daddy oh my god please-
santhemountain: I will try talking to him
santhemountain: but I'm scared that he'll push me away
joongie: you just have to try it
santhemountain: okay...
mango: WAIT- omg I just noticed...
mango: we can change our group name
santhemountain: huh?
mango: you're gay
mango: now, we're four gays
mango: you're still a dumbass though
mango changed the group chat name to:
three gays and one gay dumbass💅🏻
santhemountain: wow thank you, you're too sweet
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I died when I saw this.
THEY ARE SO CUTE I WANT THIS KIND OF RELATIONSHIP TOO
the way wooyoung literally nuzzles into san's neck...