Emma
I'd be willing to meet.
Tony
Where at
Rhodey
Yes, please
Peter
I really need to meet this bitch
Emma
First of all: Peter, that was rude. Apologize. Second, I'll send you the address.
Tony
Tell her sorry
Peter
But she calls you Mr. Stank instead of Mr. Stank!
Emma
Here's the address: 177 Bleecker Street. See you soon.
Today 6:24 PM
Tony
WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEND US TO A WIZARD?
Emma
What if I was the wizard?
Tony
Doubt it
Emma
Truthfully, I know Peter's a fan of Harry Potter. It was a gift from me to him.
Tony
THE WIZARD TOOK HIM TO GERMANY AND HUNG HIM ONTOP OF A BUILDING WITH HIS UNDERWEAR!
Emma
Who gets to say 'I was hung off of a building with my underwear by a wizard in germany'? Not many people.
Peter
THE FUNNY THING IS: I'M STILL UP HERE!
Emma
Oof
Natasha
We shouldn't let him down
Emma
That's his punishment for calling me a bitch.
Wanda
Karma
Vision
It is ethically wrong to do it, yet I'm laughing. What is wrong?
Emma
Nothing. I think we're all laughing.
Peter
I'M NOT
Emma
You don't matter
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Texting THE Avengers
FanfictionEmma Sauger is just an ordinary girl. Well, if ordinary could be considered being a supreme hacker, and know-it-all when it comes to the Avengers. But besides that, she's painstakingly ordinary. That is, until Tony Stark calls her asking for pizza...
