22. Drarry

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Main pairing: Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

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Draco: It's not fair that Gryffindor won the house cup!

Ron: Shut up Malfoy! Why can't you just accept losing? Do you have to top everything?

*Draco, smirking*: Well, I wouldn't say everything... I like being a bottom, ask Potter if you don't believe me!

*As Harry blushes furiously Hermione gets what's going on but Ron is still struggling*

Hermione: No you didn't!

Harry: I did.

Hermione: HARRY!

Harry: Sorry 'Mione.

Ron: What do you mean? Stop speaking in code!

Hermione: Harry slept with Malfoy.

Ron: YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?!

Harry: Ron WTF?!

*Ron, after processing for 5 seconds*: Oh shit you didn't mean sleepovers.

Hermione: OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU!

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