Main pairing: Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
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Draco: Father got this snake to me on Christmas. Although I do hate you, I think it's been trying to talk to me, and you are the only person I know who speaks parseltongue. Can you just tell me what he's trying to tell me so we can just move on like this never happened?
Harry: Sure.
*The snake and Harry talk for 3 minutes. Suddenly, Harry shouts.*
Harry: I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Draco: What'd he say?
Harry: She said that you were into me and that I should totally kiss you. Well, can't go against a pregnant lady's wishes.
*After the kiss*
Harry: Sooo, be my boyfriend?
Draco: Yes, of course. But I don't understand... What'd you mean by 'pregnant lady'?
Harry: She's pregnant, from apparently... Blaise's snake.
Draco: But... isn't it a male?
*Harry, popping the p*: Nope.
Draco: I even named him Sev after Snape!
Harry: Pfft-
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