Main pairing: Sirius Black x Remus Lupin
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
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James: What is it Snivellus? Here to cry about how Lily left you and your oily hair?
Snape: Fuck you, Potter.
Sirius: Kinky.
Snape: I hate you, Black.
Snape: Sectumsempra!
*Remus protects him with a shield*
Sirius: Thanks, Moony.
*Remus, slowly walks over to Snape*
*Remus, growling*: Don't test me, Snape. I know more dark curses than the Dark arts textbooks do. I know how to make your fingers and toes to fall off, one by one, then grow them back to do it all over again. I can curse eternal pain onto you, without anyone ever knowing. I can curse you so that you Sectumsempra yourself if you ever say any of our names, or even think about us. So, stay away from my friends and my fucking boyfriend.
*Severus runs away*
Sirius: That was hot.
Remus: Let's go back.
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