You sat in your favourite bubble tea shop, slurping a chocolate flavoured bubble tea. It was late at night and you were the only customer in the shop. You had just left a party feeling annoyed since you saw your now EX flirting with your best friend. You scrunched the cup in anger of the thought and turned at a noise.
"WHAT?? What do you mean?" a voice cried hysterically.
"Sir, I'm afraid we've ran out!"
"Sir, I'm afraid we've ran out!" he mimicked.
A smirk played on your face at the childishness.
"I come here nearly EVERY DAY at this time of the hour just to get my favourite chocolate bubble tea, only to find that someone bought it??"
"Sir please understand that it is nearly closing time and-"
"No! You understand-"
You stood up, scraping your chair back. The cashier and said man turned around. The noisy customer wore a mask and black sunglasses, a hood covering his head. What a freak.
"Sir, you can have mine!" you offered, extending the drink. He took it, examining the creases that you made when you clenched it.
"Oh, sorry about that haha..."
He took a slurp and nodded. "Okay."
He took a glance at the cashier and gave him a glare. "I'm not over with you yet!"He followed you out the shop. He followed you to the river. He was following you goddamn home! And it didn't help that he made it obvious by slurping his drink super loudly and turning away when you looked at him.
"Do you mind??" you screeched.
"What?"
"Stop drinking loudly and go home!"
"I'm sorry I can't help but drink a drink YOU gave ME! And fyi, I AM going home."
"No, your following me home!"
"Actually, this way is to my house too you know, it's not just you that lives here!"
You felt yourself flush. He raised an eyebrow.
"Gosh sassy ass, if your not going to walk, then I'm going ahead first!"
He walked past you and you ran past him, determined to lead first.
"Are you a kid?" he asked outside your house.
"Excuse me?"
"You're really short and-OWW!"
You stomped on his foot. You pulled your hand out.
He flipped it over and kissed it.
"GROSS!" you gasped, rubbing it on his sleeve.
"Hey, you asked for it!"
"No I didn't! I was asking for compensation of the bubble tea! I gave you that for free!"
"Exactly. For FREE."
"You brat, listen here! I demand you to give me that as I have a right as a citizen of-"
"Blah blah blah, look at me, I'm the prime minister of South Korea!" he mimicked in a high tone.
"YAH!"
"YAH!" he copied back.
You sighed in frustration. "If you give me the money, you can just scurry off and we can part our ways and vow to never meet again!"
"I walked you home. Sort of."
"And?"
"Well, it's pretty late and you could've been kidnapped. Or raped. Or abducted by aliens."
You gave him a look.
"The world's a mystery! What's your name?"
"Huh? Why do you want my name?"
"Just 'cause."
"(Y/n)."
"Okay (y/n), tell you what. If you buy these bubble teas for me, I'll listen to all your complaints and nagging for free."
"What? Why?"
"Because you seem like a person that has many internal troubles and you know what, gimme your arm."
"What?"
He sighed as if you were stupid and grabbed your arm.
"This is sexual harassment!" you cried. He clamped a hand over your mouth.
"Shut up! People are gonna misunderstand!"
"Well they-"
"Done."
You yanked your arm back. He wrote his goddamn number.
"Call me!" he signalled and pointed to the now empty cup. Running off, you watched the idiot leave.
"I am absolutely NOT going to call him!" you hissed, rubbing spit over the pen on your arm.But guess what? You did in the end.
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HumorFluffy one-shots of cuteness! I will continue to do Krishan but due to respect, I don't plan to do Baekhyun's as he's dating. Apologies for the inconvenience! ⊂((・x・))⊃