EXO stories

DO - Drunk

"Hey, your boyfriend is drunk!" Kai shouted over the phone.
You could heart the loud music in the background and knew he was in a club. What was he doing there? You had prepared a beautiful dinner for him, waited two hours, only to find that your boyfriend was in a club?! Did that even make sense?? This DO, the sensible, kind, heart shaped DO. What was he doing in a club?? You threw the cold steak in the bin and grabbed a jacket. DO was going to be in big trouble tonight.

"Hey! Over here!" you saw Chen wave towards you.
You staggered towards him in your heels and he pointed behind him, where DO sat.
"He refuses to talk to anyone but the manager or you. He's been pretty upset," Chen explained.
You drink in the sight of 'drunk' DO. He looks perfectly normal! He sat at the end of the bar, peeling his phone screen off and then sticking it back on uselessly.
"He's been doing that thing with the phone for the past two hours. Please save him."
"What happened?" You asked.
"He was arm locking Baekhyun and it got a bit...extreme. Manager hyung got angry and scolded him. So he's sulking like a child now."
You sighed. This kid. What was he thinking?! You stomped over and sat beside him. He didn't even glance your way.
"Two Vodka's please," you told the bartender and he nodded.
After you received the drink, you slid one over to DO. "Here. Take one."
He looked up at you and recognition flicked across his foggy eyes.
"Do I know me?" he asked.
What an idiot.
"Yes, you know you."
"Yes. I know me."
You two stared at each other until you tapped on the small glass in front of him.
"One shot together?"
A small chuckle escaped his plump lips.
"I only one shot with my girlfriend."
Amused, you leaned on an arm. "Oh really?"
"Really."
"What's she like?"
He pondered a bit before pushing the drink back towards you.
"Pretty. Thoughtful. She makes me dinner and stay up for me every night. She's such a silly melon, why would she stay up so late for me?"
Tear collected at his eyes and he sniffed dramatically. His voice began to crack.
"I love her so much but why does she nag so much?"
You raised an eyebrow.
"She nags about cleaning, working, my clothes - I mean, what's wrong with white??"
"You mean black," you corrected.
He sniffed again. "Yeah, white and wait - how'd you know...?"
You smiled and brought him into a passionate kiss. You felt him relax and melt into it. Breaking away, you scolded him lightly.
"Do you kiss strangers when you're drunk DO?"
But he was asleep on your chest. This naughty child, what were you going to do with him?

A/N:
This story isn't ALL false. It was true that one time, DO was drunk and he sat there silently peeling his screen protector and then sticking it back on repeatedly. No one actually noticed he was drunk until he asked stupid questions such as 'I didn't know DNA was different'! Such a cutie, haha!