Summary: Grogu interrupts Mando's text conversations at the worst (or best) times.
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Mando: You got a new bounty available?
Greef: Yeah but it's a tough one. You up for it?
Mando: Sdryhkpm
Greef: ???
Mando: Dank ferrik the kid grabbed my phone again
Greef: Oh, I thought you'd malfunctioned or something
Mando: I'm not a droid!
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Cara: So... I might think of you as a little more than just a friend...
Mando: Tjbnklirsc
Cara: Um...
Mando: IT WAS THE KIS
Mando: *KID
Mando: HE KEEPS TAKING MY PHONE AND PRESSING RANDOM BUTTONS
Cara: Aight then
Mando: Brrikkpbx
Cara: Was that you or Grogu?
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Mando: Wholmvdwi
Kuiil: Excuse me?
Mando: Sorry that was the kid
Kuiil: You should teach him to talk. And type.
Mando: What? How do I do that?
Kuiil: I have spoken.
Mando: ... that's not helpful
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Peli: Hey, is the lil womprat doing good?
Mando: Refhklvfd
Peli: Bcarulnkofs
Mando: Irsgjlids
Peli: Cswryioonde
Mando: Dammit that was the kid sorry
Peli: I figured. Hfswyuobzshk
Mando: G h pojbcsa
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Mando: I got some more beskar from some Jawas
Forger: Okay, bring it by
Mando: Gcvkpoyesgn
Forger: Sorry?
Mando: Dammit it was the kid again. He keeps texting people. This is annoying.
Forger: This is the way
Mando: This wasn't what I had in mind when I took the creed
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Boba: Fennec and I will be dropping by Nevarro for some repairs. Was in a little scuffle.
Mando: Pkgsschuy
Boba: I don't speak that language
Mando: ptrgkhgyd
Boba: What is that? Jawa? Huttese?
Mando: No, it was... Grogu's keyboard smash
Boba: I see...
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The Mandalorian Oneshots and Stuffs
FanfictionI didn't want to be bogged down by an entire book with such annoying things as a plot so here are some oneshots instead. Lots of Caralorian/Caradin and Baby Yoda because who doesn't love some Grogu? Actually, I love a LOT of Grogu. Disclaimer: I do...
