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Second part!

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Boba: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you

Fennec: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even still alive?

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Cara: I can't believe you and Peli broke the bed last night! What were you even doing?

Greef: Um...

Last night

Peli: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Greef: Oh you're on

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Kuiil: What was the one thing I told you not to do?

IG-11: Burn the house down

Kuiil: And what did you do?

IG-11: Made dinner

Kuiil: ....

IG-11: And burned the house down

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Din, angrily: ARE YOU-

Cara: -FUCKING

Din: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Cara: FUCKING

Din: IDIOT!

Mayfeld: Um... what was that?

Cara: He's banned from swearing since now he's got the kid so I'm helping him out

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Din: At least I'm going to die doing something I love

Cara: And that is?

Din: Dying

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Cara: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Greef, walking past her and taking the coffee pot: What if you didn't?

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Ahsoka: I wish we could block people in real life

Greef: A restraining order

Cara: Murder

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Peli: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Din: I... may have aggressively poked someone with my knife

Peli: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!

Din: No, I... aggressively poked him with my knife

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Cara: Hello, nice to meet you. This is Din, my ex-boyfriend

Din: You need to stop saying that. I'm her husband.

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Gidian: Don't correct me!

Din: Don't be wrong!

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Cara: Are you okay? You didn't sleep much last night

Din: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry

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Cara, under her breath: futurehusbandsaywhat

Din: What?

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