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Mostly Caralorian

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Fennec: Why do you wear your wedding ring on your middle finger?

Cara: So I can flip Din off and remind him he's stuck with me forever at the same time.

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Din: Have you ever really liked someone but been too afraid to tell them?

Cara: All the time...

Din: Same...

Greef: facepalms You two are such idiots! Just confess already!

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Cara: You know, I'm jealous of you

Din: Why?

Cara: Your partner is way hotter than mine walks away

Din: Wait-

Din: WE ARE DATING

Din: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

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Cara: picks up a phone charger Do you think this is long enough to tie a noose?

Din: ....Babe is there something wrong with you?

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Din: I'm gonna be wild tonight

Cara: Oh really...?

Din: Yeah I'm gonna drink spotchka at one AM instead of twelve

Cara: ...I don't know how to respond to that

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Cara: What are you doing?

Din, hanging upside down from the wing of the Razor Crest: Trying to kiss you

Cara: You're going to fall off

Din: Shut up and kiss me asshole, I'm getting lightheaded

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Cara: applying chapstick

Din: What flavor is that?

Cara: Cherry

Din: Can I try?

Cara: Sure hands over chapstick

Din: kisses Cara Yeah it does taste good

Cara: has stopped working

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Din: I'm better than you-

Cara: You're a better kisser than me? Come over here and prove it, punk

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Boba: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Fennec: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes carrying the weight of my existence

Boba: Literally all you had to do was say no but okay

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Din: Are you blushing?

Cara: Wh-what? No!

Din: Did I get the ever-stoic, totally badass Marshal Carasynthia Dune to blush?

Cara: No! It's the cold!

Din: Sure, it's the cold, and not because I just told you "your face is freaking beautiful and I'm sure the rest of you is too"?

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