Jeff: I'm back and better than ever, killers! :D
Toby: I-I'm r-replacing Aaliyah t-today...
Jeff: Yeah... So then! What's the questi-
Masky: *screams*
Toby: W-Was that M-masky?
Masky: MY CHEESECAKE! ITS DESTROYED!
Toby and Jeff: *looks at each other and nods* Masky.
Hoodie: Masky, calm do-
Masky: NO, YOU CALM DOWN!
Hoodie and Masky: *start to argue*
Jeff: Uh... Anyways... Like I was saying... What's the question?
Toby: W-Well... You h-have two f-from keeper_of_legends ! T-The first o-one is: Why are you always drunk to the point of hallucinating?
Jeff: Oh... Because when I drink, I drink a lot. Also, I get drunk easily. So... Yeah.
Toby: O-okay Mr. Alcoholic, the n-next one is...
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