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Aaliyah: Jeff! Questions!

-No answer-

Aaliyah: Jeff?

-'Wrecking Ball' By Miley Cyrus starts to play-

Aaliyah: Oh no...

Jeff: -comes in on a wrecking ball- I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!

Aaliyah: Oh my Zalgo... HALP. D:

Slender: Jeff! Stop this foolishness now before I start breaking knives!

Jeff: OKAY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY!

Slender: You better be. -teleports away-

Jeff: -stares into space-

Aaliyah: Jeff? Hello?

Jeff: -still staring-

Aaliyah: -slaps Jeff-

Jeff: Ow! -rubs cheek- What was that for?!

Aaliyah: You have a question from _NinaTheKiller_! It states,

Dear Jeff, do you have a GF? If you do, who is it? If Its Ms. Tree or Jane I will put you into a DEEP SLEEP. -laughs evilly- (IT BETTER BE NINA OR ELSE)

I WILL PUT YOU AND JANE TO SLEEP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeff: Im not dating anyone. -shrugs-And don't forget, Im insane too. Oh, and I HATE JANE.

Aaliyah: What about Ms. Tree?

Jeff: She fell in love with Mr. Tree and then I stole Toby's axe and cut Mr. Tree down. She's... Mad at me.

Aaliyah: Jeff. ITS A DAMN TREE. HOW CAN THERE BE SO MUCH TREE DRAMA?!

Jeff: Uh... I don't know... Magic?

Aaliyah: -facepalm- Well, that's it for now guys. Make sure to vote, comment, and share with your friends! I'll see you killers later, Bai!

Jeff: Meh.