Ask Jeff The Killer

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BEN Drowned: Imma back!

Me: (I raise an eyebrow.) Are you Mario now?

BEN Drowned: Sure. Lets go save Peach!

Jeff the Killer: I think he's high.

Me: (I point to an empty Vodka bottle.)

BEN Drowned: (Skipping around the house, singing.)

Me: Well. Jeff, you have a question!

Jeff the Killer: From?

✎ jcbruno asked —

❝ Are you lonely? ❞

Jeff: No, I'm too beautiful to be lonely. (He flips his hair.) I have my awesome fans. But not the crazy ones. They are psychotic and perverted-ish, and I thought it couldn't get any worse after me. Anything but them.

Me: But do you actually have someone that you love? Like a significant other, or?

Jeff the Killer: Love? Whats love?

Me: (I sigh.)

BEN Drowned: (Picks up Jeff's knife.) Ooo, shiny! (Skips around more.)

Jeff the Killer: BEN-! COME BACK HERE!
(Runs after him.)

Masky: (Walks in.)

BEN Drowned: (Falls and laughs uncontrollably.)

Me: (Hiding behind a couch.)

Jeff the Killer: My knife!

Masky: (Sighs, and walks out.)