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Me: Guys...help meh...BEN and Jeff had 4 bottles of Vodka D: At least EJ is here to help me today...

EJ: Hi :)

BEN: *climbs on top of the kitchen counter* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *jumps off* Ow...

Me: *facepalm*

EJ: Um... Where's Jeff?

Me: O.O OMG WE LOST HIM!

Jeff: *walks in* Walk into the club like, "Wazzup?" *puts shades on*

Me: Jeff where have you been?!

Jeff: I was talking to Ms. Tree. She's very beautiful. I want to marry her...

Me: *facepalm*

EJ: Jeff are you still drunk?

Jeff: EJ kiss me!

EJ and Me: WHAT?!

Jeff: Kiss me like there's no tomorrow!

EJ: NOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*

Jeff: Kiss meh! *runs after EJ*'

BEN: *grabs Aaliyah* C'mon Aaliyah lets go to candied island! *whispers* Don't tell LJ.

Me: What?! Why?!

BEN: Because I-

Slenderman: *slams open door and grabs everyone with his tendrils* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

BEN: Me and Aaliyah are going to Candied Island!

Me: Uh...no we're not...

Jeff: KISS ME EJ!

EJ: NO!

Slenderman: *slaps BEN and Jeff* Are you guys drunk again?

BEN: Who's the tall guy?

Jeff: Lets give Slendy hugs!!

Slenderman: *sigh* Ill be back, I'm taking BEN and Jeff with me.

EJ and Me: Uhhhhh...okay...

*time skip when BEN and Jeff comes back*

Slenderman: *walks in* THEY ARE SOBER ONCE AGAIN!

BEN: Huh? We were drunk?

Jeff: I have a headache....

Me: THATS CAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK. AGAIN.

BEN: But I thought you got rid of all the Vodka's?

Me: Someone sent more.

Jeff: Oh...

Me: ANYWAYS... Jeff you have a question! Actually...you have two!

Jeff: What are they?

Me: The first one is from hbgirl119, she asked, "Which creepypasta are you best friends with?"

Jeff: I would say...either BEN or EJ...

BEN and EJ: Yay :D

Me: And the second one is from Anna_Grace5628, she asked, "Jeff, whats your favorite type of music?"

Jeff: Rock and Roll! Hell yea!

Me: Hey me too! XD

Jeff: Ill see you guys later! Baiiiiii! :D

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