Me: Guys...help meh...BEN and Jeff had 4 bottles of Vodka D: At least EJ is here to help me today...
EJ: Hi :)
BEN: *climbs on top of the kitchen counter* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *jumps off* Ow...
Me: *facepalm*
EJ: Um... Where's Jeff?
Me: O.O OMG WE LOST HIM!
Jeff: *walks in* Walk into the club like, "Wazzup?" *puts shades on*
Me: Jeff where have you been?!
Jeff: I was talking to Ms. Tree. She's very beautiful. I want to marry her...
Me: *facepalm*
EJ: Jeff are you still drunk?
Jeff: EJ kiss me!
EJ and Me: WHAT?!
Jeff: Kiss me like there's no tomorrow!
EJ: NOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*
Jeff: Kiss meh! *runs after EJ*'
BEN: *grabs Aaliyah* C'mon Aaliyah lets go to candied island! *whispers* Don't tell LJ.
Me: What?! Why?!
BEN: Because I-
Slenderman: *slams open door and grabs everyone with his tendrils* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
BEN: Me and Aaliyah are going to Candied Island!
Me: Uh...no we're not...
Jeff: KISS ME EJ!
EJ: NO!
Slenderman: *slaps BEN and Jeff* Are you guys drunk again?
BEN: Who's the tall guy?
Jeff: Lets give Slendy hugs!!
Slenderman: *sigh* Ill be back, I'm taking BEN and Jeff with me.
EJ and Me: Uhhhhh...okay...
*time skip when BEN and Jeff comes back*
Slenderman: *walks in* THEY ARE SOBER ONCE AGAIN!
BEN: Huh? We were drunk?
Jeff: I have a headache....
Me: THATS CAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK. AGAIN.
BEN: But I thought you got rid of all the Vodka's?
Me: Someone sent more.
Jeff: Oh...
Me: ANYWAYS... Jeff you have a question! Actually...you have two!
Jeff: What are they?
Me: The first one is from hbgirl119, she asked, "Which creepypasta are you best friends with?"
Jeff: I would say...either BEN or EJ...
BEN and EJ: Yay :D
Me: And the second one is from Anna_Grace5628, she asked, "Jeff, whats your favorite type of music?"
Jeff: Rock and Roll! Hell yea!
Me: Hey me too! XD
Jeff: Ill see you guys later! Baiiiiii! :D
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