Jeff: Alright my little killers, this is gonna be one hell of a chapter just for you guys. Thanks for 100+ votes and 1.5K reads. Means a lot that you guys love meh :D Well, like I promised, I'm going to dump BEN with water today! >=) How exciting! And while we're at it, let's do Aaliyah too! LETS DO DIS! -goes to BEN's bedroom and heads over to where he's sleeping- Shhh.. He's sleeping... -grabs bucket- Alright... 3... 2... 1... -dumps bucket on BEN-
BEN: -jumps awake and squeals- AHHHHH! JEFF IM GOING TO KILL YOU! -gets up-
Jeff: Oh sh*t! -runs away and laughs-
BEN: JEFF! -runs but trips on his Xbox 360 cords- I WILL GET YOU!
Jeff: -stops running and laughs- Oh... My... God... That was awesome! XD Alright next is Aaliyah! -sees Aaliyah in the kitchen with headphones on, listening to 'Rude' on blast-
Aaliyah: -sings- WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?! DON'T YOU KNOW IM HUMAN TOO?!
Jeff: -grabs the next bucket and sneaks up behind Aaliyah- Alright, here we go! -dumps bucket on Aaliyah-
Aaliyah: -phone gets wet and stops playing music because it broke because of the water- NOOOOO! -eyes turn red- JEFF! -grabs his hoodie before he could run away-
Jeff: -tries to stop self from laughing- Y-yeah?
Aaliyah: -grabs his favorite knife- You wouldn't want this to break, would you?
Jeff: -gasps- NOOOOOOOOO!
Aaliyah: THEN GO GET ME A NEW PHONE!
Jeff: Yes mam! -runs to get a new phone-
Aaliyah: Meh phone! D: That jerk! He's gonna-
BEN: -runs downstairs and sees Aaliyah- WHERE IS HE?!
Aaliyah: He went to get me a new phone. WANNA PRANK HIM BACK?! >=)
BEN: -nods- Yes! >=)
Aaliyah: -grabs buckets of pink paint and some pictures of Jane- Lets mess up his room!
*Le time skip to 30 minutes later*
Aaliyah: ITS PERFECT! -looks at Jeff's room, the walls are now pink and have pictures of Jane all over-
Jeff: -opens the front door- Aaliyah! I've got your phone!
BEN: Hide! -goes inside the TV-
Aaliyah: -hides in Jeff's closet- God, it reeks in here!
Jeff: -goes up to room and opens door- Aaliyah? Where are- OH MY GOD! WHY?! WHAT?! WHO?! BEN AND AALIYAH!
BEN and Aaliyah: -comes out from hiding places- Yeah?
Jeff: -sighs- Payback, huh?
BEN: -nods- Yup! >=)
Jeff: -tries hard not to stab BEN- Im going to go study for the Magic test for school. -goes to study-
Aaliyah: That test is going to be easy!
Ben: IKR! I'm going to ace it!
Jeff: -scoffs- Im not a nerd.
Aaliyah: Who said I was one? Whatever Im going to get ready for school tomorrow too.
Jeff: Yup.
*magical time skip to the next morning in school, waiting for class to start*
Aaliyah: -walks into the classroom-
Jeff and BEN: Aaliyah! Sit here!
Aaliyah: Why?
Jeff: So I can get the answers to this test from you =)
Aaliyah: -sighs- Whatever. -sits beside BEN and Jeff-
Ms. Geason (Magic teacher): Alright, class! We have a test today!
Everyone: -moans-
Ms. Geason: Now, now, I don't want to hear your sexual noises.
Everyone: -laughs-
Ms. Geason: -passes out test- Alright, here ya go. You have 30 minutes to complete this.
Aaliyah: -starts the test-
Jeff: -starts to copy-
Ms. Geason: Jeffrey Woods, are you cheating?
Jeff: ...No...
Ms. Geason: Oh okay, just making sure.
Jeff: -rolls eyes-
Ms. Geason: -sees Jeff roll his eyes- Keep on rolling your eyes JEFFREY, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Everyone: -gasps-
Stephanie: (The annoying girl): SLAYYYY!
Jeff: -gives her a death stare-
Stephanie: -shuts up-
*time skip to lunch time*
Aaliyah: -walks over to Raven and Luna- Hey guys!
Raven and Luna: Hello!
Aaliyah: So, are we still doing the prank?
Luna: Yeah! Of course! -smile evilly-
Raven: Yup, it's gonna be awesome!
Jeff: -walks over- Hey, what are you guys talking about? -sits beside Aaliyah-
Raven: Nothing...
Jeff: -gives her a suspicious stare- Okay then Raven... Well I'm going to sit with the guys. -gets up- Bai!
Raven: -looks at Aaliyah- What? Jeff has friends? -laughs-
Aaliyah: -stifles a laugh- He's on the football team, that why.
Luna: They have a game today, don't they?
Aaliyah: Yeah, you guys coming?
Luna and Raven: Sure!
Aaliyah: Cool! Today's gonna be awesome!
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