"someone tell sebastian stan that if he wants a wife, i'm totally up for it."
"i'll see you tomorrow at the chapel then, wifey."
In which the Romanian-born actor falls in love with the Korean-born actress.
or
In which, I live out my daydream of bei...
imsebastianstan ELIZABETH, I SAID NO STRIPPERS @elizabetholsenofficial | elizabetholsenofficial she's not your wife!! @imsebastianstan | imsebastianstan she will be, tomorrow!! @elizabetholsenofficial | dahlia_mun baby, you're the only wiener soldier i need 😘 @imsebastianstan | imsebastianstan good, because i cant do this thing called life without you @dahlia_mun
shelleyhennig i can't believe you're saying yes to the same penis forever..could not be me | dahlia_mun i mean,,,,,it's a great penis @shelleyhennig | shelleyhennig eXCUSE ME?! @dahlia_mun | anthonymackie yeAH EXCUSE ME?! @dahlia_mun | imsebastianstan baby c'mon now, let's not be exposing my penis to the world @dahlia_mun | dahlia_mun okay but i didn't necessarily lie smh @shelleyhennig @anthonymackie @imsebastiastan
user2 SAME PENIS FOREVER 💀 | dahlia_mun yeah baby, that dick is mine amen @user2 | user2 GIRL AMEN FR 😭 @dahlia_mun
scarlettjohansson this was the most fun i've had in years 😩😩 | hollandroden oh yeah, seeing that stripper grind on dahlia was the highlight tonight @scarlettjohansson | imsebastianstan tHERE WAS GRINDING?! @hollandroden | dahlia_mun HOLLAND STOP LYING, MY HUSBAND IS FRAGILE @hollandroden | hollandroden alright jeez, it was shelley who was grinding on them @imsebastianstan | tylerposey58 wait "them", as in she grinded on all of them?? @hollandroden | shelleyhennig hey, dahlia swore to the same penis forever... i did not 😉 @tylerposey58
dylanobrien i cant believe the wedding's tmr! | dylansprayberry we've all come a long way 😢 @dylanobrien | dahlia_mun don't be sappy on me now boys @dylanobrien @dylansprayberry | TomHolland2013 well fuck i'm gonna need tissues for tmr then @dahlia_mun | dahlia_mun you damn right, bring extra for me too 😭 @TomHolland2013
robertdowneyjr damn how did we get stuck in a boring bachelor's party? look at the girls having fun! @renner4real | renner4real i feel like i'm chaperoning a middle school dance @robertdowneyjr | anthonymackieOKAY IF YOU'RE NOT INTO KARAOKE, YOU CAN LEAVE @robertdowneyjr @renner4real | ChrisEvans YEAH, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH KARAOKE @robertdowneyjr @renner4real | robertdowneyjr no you're right, nothing's wrong. EXCEPT MACKIE'S BEEN HOGGING THE MICROPHONE FOR THE LAST 70 SONGS!!! @ChrisEvans | imsebastianstan LET THE MAN SING @robertdowneyjr
user3I CAN ACTUALLY SEE MACKIE SINGING HIS LUNGS OUT AND ROBERT AND JEREMY ARE JUST HIS DEPRESSED AND TIRED PARENTS
user4so when they have kids, can i finally call dahlia a MILF? and sebastian a DILF? | dahlia_mun lol sure soon @user4 | imsebastianstan like real soon @user4 | user4 TF YALL MEAN REAL SOON?!!!?! @dahlia_mun @imsebastianstan
user5 imma need to know if someone finna livestream their wedding? | anthonymackiei gotchu fam @user5 | user5 my maannnn @anthonymackie
imsebastianstan i cant wait to see you walk down the aisle in your dress, baby @dahlia_mun | dahlia_munyou're gonna be looking so handsome@imsebastianstan | imsebastianstan so i guess, i'll see you tomorrow at the chapel then, wifey 😉 @dahlia_mun | dahlia_mun yes you will, hubby 😉 @imsebastianstan
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Author's Note
I'm guessing y'all are mad for waiting 7 months for this update....
