𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐃𝐄 ⇾ 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 (𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃)

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐘-𝐓𝐖𝐎

GROUP CHAT

seblia sluts

Dahlia Stan
i have a problem

Mackster
do i need to
murder someone?

Toddler
son mode: ON

Pre-Pubescent Dylan
FAVOURITE son
mode: ON

Toddler
fuck you
dylan

Scarlett (Not Witch)
what is it babygirl?

Dahlia Stan
i'll be taking
suggestions
on how to
solve my problem

Shmaptain Shmerica
first, you gotta tell us what
the problem is, dahlia

Shelley Heineken
my google
search is ready, what
do you need?

Dahlia Stan
my boyfriend
is too tall
for me to kiss

Scarlett (Not Witch)
omfg

Holly Molly
punch him in the
stomach, then
when he doubles
over in pain,
kiss him

Tyler Mccall
kick him in
the shin

Scarlett (Not Witch)
dump him

Lizzie
cut his legs
off

Sebastian Mun
nO TO ALL
OF THOSE

Sebastian Mun
JUST ASK ME
TO LEAN DOWN

Dahlia Stan
okay then, one
problem solved

Dahlia Stan
i got another
question

Mackster
what is it?

Sebastian Mun
dahlia please
don't embarrass
yourself, baby

Dahlia Stan
ITS A QUESTION
SEBASTIAN

Dahlia Stan
I NEed ANSWERS

Sebastian Mun
fine, your funeral

Shelley Heineken
oh this is
going to be
so stupid
i can feel it

Dahlia Stan
shut up shelley

Dahlia Stan
anyways, the
question is

Dahlia Stan
if i punch myself
and it hurts
does that mean i'm
strong or weak?

Shmaptain Shmerica
is she serious?

Sebastian Mun
she is very serious
i'm not joking

Dahlia Stan
cmon guys
help me out
here please

Mackster
you're um strong,
dahlia..

Tony Stank
you're weak,
dahlia

Lizzie
you're an idiot
is what you
are