don't ask me....

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Eugene: can I ask you a question?

Cass:you already did ....

Eugene: can I ask you two questions?

Cass:you already did.....

Eugene: can I ask you four questions?

Cass:........you already did........... stupid.

3 hours later.....

Eugene:o-okay,can I ask you five thousand fifty four questions!?

Cass: you already did .......

"That's why cass is the best 😏"

2)___

Quirin: Varian!hide! Teacher is coming, because you skipped school yesterday!

Varian: no!you hide! Cuz I told him you're dead!

Quirin: die.......

Rip Varian

3)___

*Cass and Varian are already married*

Cass:*gives a plate full of ham sandwich to Varian*

Varian: how many sandwiches are here!?

Cass:full 20!

Varian: hey! Am I looking like a animal to you!?

Cass: okay..... I'll take some away.

Varian:eh!?give me more!

Cass:😒

4)___

Varian:are you afraid of Cassie?

Eugene: what!? Am I afraid of cass?....NO..... Cuz she's a bi-

Varian:Cassie is coming.....

Eugene: *jumps down in a well*OH SHIT.....HELP ME GOD....*drowns*

5)___

Cass:my mother didn't have birth to a fool.

Eugene:but she gave birth to a cold blooded, psycho killer and angry little pest......

Cass: yes, but not a fool.....

Eugene:*gulps*maybe my mouth talked too much..... I shall leave.....

6)___

Varian:can we be more than friends?

Cass: like.....best friends?

Varian: no....more than that.

Cass:umm.... like...."SUPER BEST FRIENDS!!"?

Varian: COME HERE YOU LIL' SHIT!!

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