This book will focus on Twisted Wonderland one-shots for the reader. It contains curse words so I'll leave that clear.
Requests are closed for the moment but I'll try to have them open as soon as possible.
*appears out of nowhere with a microphone talking to no one!*
Me: Testing! Testing! *Unconsciously screams at the microphone and makes Grimm's ears bleed.*
Me:... Okay it's working!
Me: LADIES AND GENTLEDUDES!
HE IS LOUD... HE IS GREEN...
HE IS BETTER KNOWN AS MALLEUS' SIMP! ((That rimes!))
Give it up to....!
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 *drums intensify* 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁!!!!!!!
Me: SEBEK ZIGVOLT!!!!!!!!!
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Sebek: SHUT IT YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD!!!
Everyone: ... f*cking hypocrite
Me: Noooww talking personally about this loud freak. I got to know him when I was just starting my life in Twisted Wonderland and checked on some Zodiac books (no one cares about it but this is my book and I like details!) and honestly don't tell Lilia but I didn't find him that attractive, AND THANK GOD BECAUSE THAT SAME GOD KNOWS I WANT TO MARRY OUR IMMORTAL TRENDY FATHER of 1 dragon lord, 1 human, and 1 half-human. Ah yes. Not to mention I used to think he was kind of rude towards the humans even though he is half human! Like sir! I bet Lilia had to take him to a DNA test to prove him he was half human. And when he checked the results... PFT- imagine his face! 🤣🤣🤣 Still he is charismatic and tries to do what it's best even though he is soooo naive.
Also... he apparently has siblings but I don't know if he was talking about Silver or actual siblings with the Zigvolt name on them. Well whatever.
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LEFT HANDED BUDDY because indeed I'm left handed, SEBEK ZIGVOLT!! YOU GO THUNDER BOIIIIII and stop being so rude to me -_- 💚💚💚💚💚💚🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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There are many reasons to why I will never hate this Malleus simp: 1. He aesthetic as hell
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2. He is such a meme and a mood sometimes!!🤣🤣 If you haven't felt identified at very least one time for 5 seconds with this dude then.... Am I the weird one? Or you? Or both?
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3. He tries SO HARD just to make both Lilia-SAMA and WAKASAMA proud !! Sir he respects them so much!!!
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And 4. He is a good guy and his smile shows it! As his character develops he will become more open to people and hopefully smile more.
Now... Sorry I haven't been uploading to pieces of tuna in the past weeks, but as I already expressed I DON'T want to write something just for the sake of writing. I want to write things that I can love and hopefully you too. I want strange, fun, cute and interesting shots. I hope you understand.. but still I'm about to finish another shot so BE PREPARED 🦁
