just kidding 〉〉〉 lilo

chapter thirteen - day sixteen

harry: can i suck your dick

unknown number: um who is this

harry: dick sucking first questions later

unknown number:i’m gonna block you if you don’t tell me who you are

harry: i’m your bitch

unknown number:uh okay

harry: pls gimme your dick

louis: harold are you drunk group chatting again

liam: louis why aren’t you sleeping

niall: haz who are these people

harry: cmon we can have an orgy

unknown number:um… who are all of you

louis: well i’m loueh. the 837 number is my boyfriend, leeyum. i don’t know the 903 number and the 112 number is harold.

liam: louis! we don’t know this person!

niall: oh um my name is niall i work at starbucks

unknown number:harold? oh my god! harry?

harry: cmon eddy sing to me

ed: aw love

ed: alright hi i’m ed sheeran c:

louis: oH MY GOD ITS ED SHEERAN DGFD7YFGWE

DFY OH MY GO D I LOVE YOU SM HFUDHV HOLY FUCKING DICK HOLE SHIT

liam: -.\

niall: oh i love your music m8

ed: ahaha thank you

harry: stop talking to my master

liam: alright all go to sleep it is three am

niall: night louis, liam, haz, and ed :P

harry: cum 3 my hose eddy

louis: bye ed sheeran :o