just kidding 〉〉〉 lilo

chapter twenty one - day twenty one

based on an actual conversation between me and my best thot

 

louis: i saw fifty shades of gray with liammm

harry: ew why

louis: it was like porn bc you saw the guy’s dick. liam didn’t like it tho

harry: omg rlly

louis: yess and all the pubic hairs and omfh just nope

harry: ew

louis: i bet eddy has pubic hairs too

harry: ik he does but that’s just for the bedroom

harry: or kitchen

harry: or dining room

harry: orrrrrr staircase

louis: wHAT

harry: yeah

louis: WHO WOULD HAVE SEX IN THOSE PLACES

harry: me and ed sheeran that’s who

louis: WHAT ABOUT NIALL

harry: him too

harry: and luke hemmings

harry: and calum hood

harry: and michael clifford

harry: and ashton kutcher

louis: but ashton is ugly

harry: WHAT

harry: SERVICE ERROR 696: THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR NUMBER

louis: WHAT BUT HE’S UGLY

harry: SERVICE ERROR 696: THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR NUMBER

louis: HARRY STYLES

harry: SERVICE ERROR 696: THE NUMBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM YOUR NUMBER

a/n

i would be harry and my thot would by louis

i was pissed bc she called zayn ugly so i did what harry did oops

oh and i know its ashton irwin but i just said ashton kutcher bc irwin is too adorable to hate on. but ashton kutcher is vv good looking

[-pandicorn]