𝘕𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴

Ｅｄｍｕｎｄ ｘ ｒｅａｄｅｒ ５

" He makes me feel so dangerous" I mutter to myself, it night, no one awake except Austrolione, I hope. " Shit Austrolione he makes me feel so goddamn powerful," I continue. " Hun your inlove," he stats, inlove? shits no. The witches daughter cannot fall inlove with the traitor of Narnia, correct?

" No, love does not run in my families blood," I argue back, were legit cold blooded, dead as stone. Anyways Peter despises me and is about to kill me. Execution for the witches daughter, I didn't do anything, she fucking called, I was living life in 2021. Wattpad and junk food? Heaven is jealous.

"Then tell me Y/n, what does he do at 2:30 am?" Austrolione questioned.

" At 2:30 he goes to get a cup of water, shirtless with his dark green boxers," I Immediately respond, nah I wasn't inlove, I was obsessed with Edmund Pevensie. This shit was a Wattpad classic. I was living a Wattpad classic, me? Y/n? Wattpad? GOD?!

" See?" he scoffed, should've left him watching Netflix with the whore in his room.

" Ah fuck off, I would rather read this than be it," I answer, who wouldn't fall inlove with Edmund Pevensie, Peter should have been the traitor. Edmund was just hungry. Who blamed him? Ain't me.

" Y/n your obsession with Wattpad is unhealthier than your diet,"

" You reminded me, they don't have noodles in Narnia," I admit, I internally scream as Austrolione's emotions switch as fast as zoom. He grabs my arms and drags me to the Kitchen. As I get dragged by I notice the time was 2:28 am. Nope. Shit. Shit with hell. Shit.Shitttt.

" Austrolione I'm not aloud out of my cell," I pleaded while pushing myself away from him, but his hands grip tighter. " Nuh uh you bitch, you'll fuck Edmund, feelings good, and noodles muah!" he said. 2:30.

" Excuse me?" a voice asked from the shadows of the night.

" Who's gonna fuck me?" he continued. Edmund fucking Pevensie.

" Edmund! There's your arse, I need aslan to get me to 2021 to go get a whole ass store of noodle, ya'll haven't lived life yet whores" he sassily said before dragging me with him. I plaster a fake smile on my face and wave a little hey there, don't mind us 2021 broken byatches!.

" I'm sorry to inform you Autrolione but Aslan is gone," he said, gentlemen much. " You better fuck your way to Edmund y/n, like queen Ariana Grande said, I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it," he pushes me to Edmunds chest. which I fall onto. CLASSIC WATTPAD SHIT.

Austrolione gets his phone, with the battery thing he made for charging. Thank god he downloaded songs to his phone so anywhere he goes it works. He opens it up and as an arinator, decides to play 7 rings by the one and only Ariana Grande.

"Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my favorite things Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it " he sang, and sang, as a bad bitch.

" B-bloody hell," Edmund says as I realize I was still on his chest, mint, yum.

" Oh sorry, don't mind him listening to 7 rings by Ariana grande." i casually say, we ain't in 2021 no more luv, we is in Narnia.

" Oh wait, shit the wattpad story I downloaded, RONALD WEASLEY SMUT, HERE I FUCKING COMEEE" I say jokingly, his eyes were about to explode from confusion, ah only the 2021 broken bitches would understand love of fictional men.

I love this but its quick and short and many grammar shit, it was based on a dream.